Are you implying we should be living in the ocean like common mer-people?

Are you implying that such a thing is even possible?

Didn't you ever see The Little Mermaid?

Have you tried breathing underwater unaided?

Are you trying to get me killed?

Wouldn't that satisfy everyone's curiosity about the feasibility of living as mer-people?

Why would I volunteer, given that I was the brain trust which came up with this plan, and am therefore not expendable?

Why wouldn't you volunteer, given that you came up with this cockamamie idea of underwater living and therefore have the greatest stake in seeing it work?

Isn't my presence more required in safety so that I may come up with other plans - like my idea for a new monkey-powered train, just in case this scheme doesn't get past the hypothesis stage?

Given that your ideas include monkey-powered trains, may I define "safety" to mean "locked in a padded room for your own good"?

Doesn't your response just prove that a genius goes unappreciated in their own time?

Don't your responses in favor of a rush to live underwater and a primate-powered train prove both that (a) only the finest of lines exists between genius and insanity and (b) you're miles over on the wrong side of that line?

We're allowed to do two-part questions?

Is there a rule specifically prohibiting them?

Does this contain the information you seek?

Is information contained?

I dont know, what does it say?

Why didnt you read it?

Isn't it possible that they are illiterate?

How can you possibly bring in a 3.5 Barbarian class feature into bearing in a real life conversation?

Weren't we just talking about Conan the Barbarian?

Why does Conan keep getting dragged into this?

Isn't it because he is the stereotypical barbarian and that the 3.5 Barbarian class was brought up around the same time?

Doesn't stereotyping lead to assumptions that we, as a society, should seek to rid ourselves of?

What Would Conan Do?

Why would you ask a barbarian for advice on what a society should do?

Doesn't he eventually end up becoming a king and ruling over a great empire?

Didn't Conan also spend a great deal of time studying and learning tactics to defeat his enemies?

You mean when he was a slave and turned into a pit-fighter/gladiator?

Actually I thought he learned from Sun Tzu, didn't he?

Does that mean he took levels in the 3.5 Samurai?

Which book was that in?

How can you call yourself a Gamer and not know the 3.5 answer to that?

Maybe he prefers something like Hero System?

Hero WHAT?

I'm the only one who knows of Hero System?

Whate the haiku is Hero System?

Will you click this link to find out?

Loki would you like to add something about the Hero System?

Yes, would you?

Why are we looking for a specific person to respond when the game is open to everyone?

Couldn't that be misconstrued as favoritism?

Why would it be misconstrued when it clearly is favouritism?

Wouldn't asking the person who knows the most about the system make sense?

What if he wasn't as frequent of a poster as others?

Well that doesn't mean I won't give you more information, does it?

If someone else can give more information, why haven't they done so already?

Wasn't the main topic at hand supposed to be about Conan?

I thought now it was focused on on Hero System; and anyways, how am I supposed to know you wanted more information if you never asked?

Wasn't it implied that more information was desired given that Demetrius asked Loki to add more, thus getting us into this mess in the first place?

Well why didn't he ask me?

Could it be because he thought you had already provided enough information and that a second party should become involved to remove the likelihood of potential biases?

What do you know?

EDIT: Whay with the damn ninjas again?

Can't we get into a more meaningful discussion?

Does this LOOK like the discussion board?

Can't we try to emulate it as best as we can while only posing one sentence worth of questions?

Would like to speculate about the future of democratic republics?

Wouldn't that make this thread unused and hated?

Why would the thread be hated for bringing about much-needed deliberation about the pros and cons of a democratic republic?

Uhn? Sorry, i wasnt listening... you said something?

Why would you need to listen given the fact that we are posting on a forum, and thus reading is the required skill?

Maybe he can't read or can't bother to,which do you think it is?

Does it matter what I think when that has no influence on what is actually happening?

Don't you realize the greatest power in the universe is the human mind?

Isn't that assuming that there is no other sentient life in the universe that could have the pontential of outdoing us?

Don't cats already overpower the human mind?

Do you really think that this is in accurate assessment of the human mind, though?

My work internets don't show that picture, what is it?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, how could I adequately describe it in this little space?

Couldn't you at least try?

Wouldn't that just shame the picture?

EDIT : Curse you, ninjas!

Does the artistic level of the picture indicate it would mind being shamed?

Seriously, what the hell is the picture?

If we told you, would you remember to ask politely in the future?

How can you expect me to do something completely contrary to my nature just to know what a picture is that I can check on when I get home?

Can't you be patient and wait until you can see it, then?

How often are you patient enough to wait 10+ hours to see something that only really matters now?

Don't you realize that patience is a virtue, and as such should at least be attempted?

If its blood for the blood god, then what is virtue for?

Would "the virtue god" be a reasonable assumption?