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Bob The Mercenary 06-23-2007 05:46 PM

Super-strength toddler's arch-nemesis is born!
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

This is either a Justice League in the making or the stage is being set for a climactic battle of the titans.

Intern Nin 06-23-2007 06:38 PM

Just wait, soon we'll be hearing about a two year-old that can jump onto rooftops, a Kindergartener that can project energy, and an elementary school kid that can warp reality itself.

Mannix 06-23-2007 07:10 PM

Now we have Super-boy and the Mensa Manhunter. Two down, three to go for the Elementary School Justice League.

Seil 06-23-2007 08:28 PM

...That's it - I'm going into my basement and finishing making that Ironman suit.

neyo the king 06-23-2007 08:34 PM

I remember that there is/was a thread on here about parents pushing their children, and I have to wonder, is it even possible to push a child with an IQ that high to do anything they don't want to? You could try to, but I just see them as going, "No, no, I don't believe I will do that, mom."

But anyway, it's a sad state of affairs when you can be put in your intellectual place by a two year old...

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope 06-23-2007 08:35 PM

What next, A spoiled rich kid who is an orphan?

Or a kid who runs really really fast.

Seil 06-23-2007 09:00 PM

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I remember that there is/was a thread on here about parents pushing their children, and I have to wonder, is it even possible to push a child with an IQ that high to do anything they don't want to? You could try to, but I just see them as going, "I can't do that, Dave."
It wasn't me... it was... Ninja's. They ran that way, man.

Mannix 06-23-2007 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Neyo the King
I remember that there is/was a thread on here about parents pushing their children, and I have to wonder, is it even possible to push a child with an IQ that high to do anything they don't want to? You could try to, but I just see them as going, "No, no, I don't believe I will do that, mom."

But anyway, it's a sad state of affairs when you can be put in your intellectual place by a two year old...

Children are naturally deferent to adults, that's why most child abductions take place with little to no struggle. This kid's parents won't be able to lie to her or give her any horse shit reasoning, but she'll still most likely do as she's told as long as her parents reason with her.

Now, who wants to go out and kill some rich kid's parents?

Seil 06-23-2007 09:53 PM

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Now, who wants to go out and kill some rich kid's parents?
First, we must drop him in a well that's filled with bats.

bananarama 06-24-2007 12:02 AM

All we need to do to remove this threat to society is to beat the IQ out of her. Genius brains are no match against good old-fashioned childhood trauma.


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