Originally Posted by Ren
And now, a summary of all that's happened so far:
Mage: AMULET! YAY!
Troll: Troll SMASH! RAR.
Mage: Blarg! I am dead!
Troll: NECKL-Urk! ...I do say! I think I shall go destroy some villages, eh?
Ogre: OGRE SMASH. RAR.
Ogre: Rar! ALL HOOMAN ARE BELONG TO US.
Ogre: OGRE GET ORC HELP!
Orc: RAR.
Jareth: I am so completely cool. I'm just gonna steal all your money.
Humans: You SUCK, Jareth!
Jareth: Oh, fine, here's a quarter.
Renesival: Sigh. It's so hard being a beautiful faerie queen.
Nephamael: Neph wants SEX.
Jormungand: Doo dee doo. Oh, look Ogres. I should probably tell my superiors about this. But not before some gratuitous orc killin'!
Jareth: Tee hee! I'm going to drug the Seelies! It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. I'm so clever.
Nephamael: I'm onto you, dumbass.
Zalbag: Hey, cool, Amulet. Hey, cool, FIRE.
Greg: I am horribly inept at inventing in a comical way! Oh no! Humans!
Humans: HUMANS SMASH GNOME! RAR.
Greg: Eat explosives, bitches!
*Boom!*
Humans: SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB!
Seelies: Teeeheeee...Duuuuude...I want some cheetos...
Nephamael: Ahem. Unseelie king bastard is here drugging your minions, my Queen.
Renesival: Okay, then. Round up a small army to capture him while I do a really cool spell in some language no one else can understand because I'm a BITCH like that. Also, Jareth sucks.
Nephamael: Indeed. He sucks ASS.
Renesival: Yeah! Stupid Unseelies.
Nephamael: Yeah, Unseelies suck!
Renesival: Because if it's one thing Unseelies do, it's suck ass.
Nephamael: Sucking ass may be the only thing Unseelies do well!
Renesival: In fact, they have +5/5 in ASS SUCKING.
Nephamael: Truly, my Q-
Everyone else: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
Renesival: Ahem. Anyway, Die, Jareth.
Vlad: Badadada, Big Pimpin', aww yeah.
Rovial: Mew.
Vlad: Whooooa. Hottie! Hey dude, who's the hottie?
Dude: Grunt. Not for sale.
Vlad: Whoa whoa whoa, now, sir. Sweet Daddy Vlad jus' wanna have a little talk with da lady, ya dig?
Dude: For some reason I do not understand, I'm gonna drag my hot wife and daughter out of the house for you.
Vlad: Hell yeah.
Hotties: *sob*
Vlad: How much? *Jedi Mind Trick*
Dude: Free.
Hotties: *SOB*
Vlad: Hell yeah, bitches! Hot lesbian action tonight!
Rovial: Meow. I am a tool.
Everyone else: OMGWTF?!?! Vlad, you SUCK.
Jormungand: Rollin' rollin' rollin'...Rawhiiiide!
Vlad: Chains, catthing! Make with the bondage!
Rovial: ...I hate you so much.
Hotties: *sniffsob*
Vlad: Hey, ladies, no need to be cryin'. Sweet Daddy Vlad reeeeaal good to his bizzatches. Hey, check dis out, I be mad sexy yo.
Hotties: Oh, okay.
Vlad: Yep. Biiiiiig pimpin'.
Greg: YAY! Got away from the humans! I'm fre-Oh shit.
Giant: Mmm. Squishies.
Jormungand: Huff...huff...News...of plotshaking importance! Orcs...Ogres...Huff...
Stalker: What's that, boy? Timmy fell down a well?! Oh no!
Jormungand: ...Fuck you. *Curls up*
Rovial: I'm still a tool, but I don't wanna be.
Vlad: FASTER, minion!
Rovial: ...Grr.
Jareth: Whoa, hottie! ...Wait...did she just say...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Renesival: ...
Jareth: HAHA...haha....ha....Anyway. Rowr, baby, wanna come home with dis ass?
Renesival: Oh you're an ass alright.
Zalbag: Yay! Necklace of +3 burn! Heehee!
Renesival: Bring in the iron!
Jareth: Hey, hey, wait a minute, I'm all into the BDSM scene and shit, but this is taking it a bit far...
Renesival: Die bitch.
Jareth: Eh, no. TELEPORT! ...... .... ....Well, shit. Uh, WIND GUST!
Guards: Whoosh! Blarg!
Nephamael: NEPH WANTS SE-No wait, er, Die bitch! You know, after having a lengthy, long winded discussion in which I insult you and make myself look really cool in front of da Queen.
Renesival: Dude, just shut the fuck up and kill him.
Greg: Noooooo! Must...run...must...YAY! Convienent town! I'm SAVED.
Jareth: Hey, aren't I cool? I just turned a table leg into a sword!
(Really cool DBZ-esque fight scene between Neph and Jareth ensues)
Nephamael: Urgh...I will...defeat you...for my power level is....1,000,000!
Jareth: Well mine's ELEVENTY BILLION! HAH!
Nephamael: Damnit!
Renesival: I don't think so, bitch. NET.
Jareth: Ow. Wall.
Renesival: You completely suck, Jareth, but just to be nice, I won't put you in iron.
Jareth: Nice. See ya later, suckerrrs! Jareth gettin' lucky tonight! HOOHAH!
Renesival: Here's your cell.
Jareth: Aww yeah, bab-Wait, cell?
Renesival: Enjoy the Hammock.
Jareth: Bitch. Oh well. I'm here because I want to be. Really. I am. I am totally not stuck here...nope...
Renesival: Fucking Unseelies.
-Fin-
|
