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Squishy Cheeks 02-29-2004 12:51 PM

Mike is at the desk drinking coffee.]

C: I don’t get this movie. Normally we have some kind of cohesive story.

T.S. Yeah this just seems like a series of vignettes.

M: It is really confusing.

[The Iris opened revealing a man with a white beard and rennaisance clothes.]

C: Leonardo Davinci?

L: Yo. (Da vinci speaks with a Brooklyn accent.)

M: What are you doing here, Mr. DaVinci.

L: I have come to explain this movie to you.

T.S. That’s very nice of you Mr. DaVinci.

L: This movie was written by a half dozen people in segments.

M: Oh so it’s not just one story but 6 or 7.

L: Exactly.

C: Well thanks your Mr. DaVinci. What have you been up to lately?

L: I moved out of New York and settled in Chicago. I started a good business for myself.

C: What kind of business is that.

L: What are you asking me? Who is this guy? Why you askin me what I do?

[Leonardo Da Vinci reaches into his cloak.

M: He didn’t mean nothing by it. He’s just a mook. He’s an ok kid.

[L pulls his hand out of his cloak.]

L: Arrivaderci.

M: CROW! How many times do I have to tell you not to ask what Leonardo DaVinci does. NEVER ASK WHAT LEONARDO DAVINCI DOES!

C: I’m sorry Mike.

[The Klaxon sounds.}

M: We got movietime.

Krylo 03-01-2004 02:12 AM

This thing wasn't marked as having new posts all night... I thought you had skipped on making with the funny. I was wrong however, excellent on both posts.

Also... why do I get the feeling DaVinci is in organized crime?

Ren 03-01-2004 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Forever Zero
EDIT: What is a grey point? I thought they only came in Green or Red? And waht did you do to tick off Ren into giving you a bad point?

...I don't remember doing that....

Squishy Cheeks 03-01-2004 10:42 AM

No body appreciates running jokes anymore. Not like it matters. Nephmael isn't in the story anymore if I remember correctly

Krylo 03-01-2004 03:14 PM

You mean the sneeze thing? I forget if that was in Ren's post or one of mine... either way, I was going to edit it out of the consolidated version and forgot... anyway, I assure you, it was all her.

IHateMakingNames 03-01-2004 03:16 PM

Neph will probably show up every now and then while Jareth is still in the Seelie Court (Until he kills him or something...).

And I remember you giving me the negative reputation points Ren. I remember because I was viewing who was online, and it said you were giving reputation, and then when you were done I had a new reputation thing which was negative, coming from a post in one of the RP discussions.

Edit - I don't really get the running joke though... Am I saying his name wrong, did I miss a part in the RP, or something else?

Squishy Cheeks 03-01-2004 04:09 PM

Say his name really fast. it sounds like the way my mom sneezes.

Krylo 03-01-2004 04:15 PM

It does (sound like a sneeze, don't know about your mom), but only if you put the accent on the first syllable. I believe the accent is suppose to be on the second... but yah.

Forever Zero 03-01-2004 05:22 PM

Well, nothing was said about anyone else making that joke...

Anyway, it was a good running gag while it lasted. I thought it was funny, and led to some great lines...

Quote:

Renesival looked at Nephamael,

M: Bless you

C: She should just douse him in benadryl before letting him in the same room as her.

Ren 03-01-2004 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IHateMakingNames
And I remember you giving me the negative reputation points Ren. I remember because I was viewing who was online, and it said you were giving reputation, and then when you were done I had a new reputation thing which was negative, coming from a post in one of the RP discussions.

I really don't remember that. The only reputation I ever remember was giving Krylo one....


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