Actually....two girls I think. The one chick I fucked invited me to a threesome with her boyfriend....

Fair enough, but I must warn you. I have no interest in a relationship right now. I am as ever a fool, but a fool coming off of a two year relationship, who has no interest in getting to another one. I as ever was only joking. sorry if I got your hopes up. I am quite the catch after all.

Just to show that I am still in the running...

"Lady of Pain! Your whip filigrees our grateful flesh, and we sing in appreciation of the sweet suffering you bestow!"

(Alright, back to merely dysfunctional Dante...)

Oh Goddess! How shall I ever live now that I have been rejected by JAD? Oh, but my heart is a dark and lonely place...

Yes dear it's understandable. I'm just that kind of heartbreaker. ;)

Alas! Sob! Boohoo! ... .... ....

Oh well, that just frees me up some room.

Edit: Should probably point out to Dante that I was joking about the Krylo losing his spot thing...

I know, I know... I was kidding too.

Look at it this way. You're far kinkier at 17 than I was at 20 I didn't start to get kinky till 21 and I'm full blown debauched now. It was that Life drawing class that did it. Once you get desensitized to naked people the same ol same ol loses it's charm faster than normal.

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, we haven't even scratched the surface of my kinkiness.

Nor have we mine. I'd compare notes with you but I believe the government frowns on that. So best to stop now before we frighten the children.