Actually....two girls I think. The one chick I fucked invited me to a threesome with her boyfriend....

Fair enough, but I must warn you. I have no interest in a relationship right now. I am as ever a fool, but a fool coming off of a two year relationship, who has no interest in getting to another one. I as ever was only joking. sorry if I got your hopes up. I am quite the catch after all.

Just to show that I am still in the running...

"Lady of Pain! Your whip filigrees our grateful flesh, and we sing in appreciation of the sweet suffering you bestow!"

(Alright, back to merely dysfunctional Dante...)

Oh Goddess! How shall I ever live now that I have been rejected by JAD? Oh, but my heart is a dark and lonely place...

Yes dear it's understandable. I'm just that kind of heartbreaker. ;)

Alas! Sob! Boohoo! ... .... ....

Oh well, that just frees me up some room.

Edit: Should probably point out to Dante that I was joking about the Krylo losing his spot thing...

I know, I know... I was kidding too.

Look at it this way. You're far kinkier at 17 than I was at 20 I didn't start to get kinky till 21 and I'm full blown debauched now. It was that Life drawing class that did it. Once you get desensitized to naked people the same ol same ol loses it's charm faster than normal.

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, we haven't even scratched the surface of my kinkiness.

Nor have we mine. I'd compare notes with you but I believe the government frowns on that. So best to stop now before we frighten the children.

Oh no, by all means keep going.

Normally, I'd agree with IHMN, but I get to find out about all the kinkiness anyway.

Well I'll start with how to draw a naked man. First...

ok, just stop screaming. This is for your benfit after all.

Mmm. Carnal knowledge.

Anyhoo. Here goes:

BorDilSayMir (Isti lorisakarnest beleldistinorglin othnay tynhilesta staruthbelministisirsayimvenev evanayday), lonestsatabranithathanorisasormor, orrilanlin, borevaimnaeglin tinisaethadil uthaepan/cirhamarinnayevdil deloswisnir/eldatircel., welhilistiperperevday cirrayethaalmae....

Edit: Oh, and I like geeks. A lot. Mmm. Geek.

Psh... "Oh, I draw naked men, I are kinky!"


"BorDilSayMir (Isti lorisakarnest beleldistinorglin othnay tynhilesta staruthbelministisirsayimvenev evanayday), lonestsatabranithathanorisasormor, orrilanlin, borevaimnaeglin tinisaethadil uthaepan/cirhamarinnayevdil deloswisnir/eldatircel., welhilistiperperevday cirrayethaalmae...." Now that is kinky...

Edit - Geeks eh? So close, but yet, no...

BDSM? How droll. Just remember the safe word is Banana. I'm not going to bother to translate your half ass elvish.

Well, I've got to have some normal, dull kinks in there.

YES! FAMILY GUY.

Safe word? Safe word!? We don't need no stinkin' safe word!

Could be worse my good friend from high school had a foot fetish. and my next door neighbor is a furry. He's a good artist too, but it is mildly odd walking out and seeing a picture of a bunny man taking a fox girl.


Edit: Krylo: You did with my ex. She was a passionate one. both a screamer and a clawer. I still have the scars.

I'm just the definition of dull... And now realizing that even more...

Oh that's ok IHMN. Vlad is probably getting more sex than all the other characters combined.

Oh yeah, that's a real pick me up. My fake character is getting more sex then your fake characters. Ha!

Well, no need to get all whiny about it... some of just simply aren't blessed enough to know a lot of sexually free and expressive people...

Don't call it "dull"... uh... you could call it... "Innocent" maybe? (that's what I do, it makes me feel better than thinking I'm dull.)

But don't worry IHMN, I'm probably more "dull" than you are. (heh. I took this purity test and I ended up 87% pure, with 97% of other people less pure than me and only 3% more pure. (based on 14,094,895 other people that took the test) But who really knows if the other people just put in random answers to see what they'd get.)

Man... I'm dull too, aren't I? I can't help it if I'm a little prudish. *little angel wings over head*

That test? Well... I didn't do too well...I got about 3% pure...

I think I was only 10% pure.

I think the test is broken. I'm a dirty dirty pervert (as Ren can back me up on) and I was like 88% pure. That's more pure than my ludicriously religious friend who won't even date...

Okay, so let me get this straight. Krylo gets an 88%, and Forever Zero, who is probably the most dull one here (I'm dull. I'm not "innocent" or "naive", I'm dull. I've accepted that. I'm probably the grand high geek of my school, have no girlfriend, no interest in sex or dating really at all, I'm somewhat of a religious conservative, and 99% of the time I can either be found on the computer, playing a console game, or reading a sci-fi or fantasy book...) got an 83%, when the most outrageous thing I've ever done is get in an all out fist-fight in 9th grade with a jackass that really deserved it...

That test is really screwed up, but it is a laugh riot.

Actually. I was the one to get 87%. ^^ heh. Yeah. I took another test, that is really long (I'm bored 'cause I'm home sick) and I got 95% purity. ^^;; heheh.

Oops, messed up and wasn't paying attention... Sorry about that. Just got back from school and I typed up my post too quick.

EDIT: 95%? That is high...

I rather be dull then innocent, and I shall stand by dullness. I'm not even a geek (I have very little intrest in any of the 'geeky' things). Only non dull thing about me is my slight pyromania, and then the worst thing I've ever done is burn part of a chair.

I got a 78%.

Decided to take it again, without deliberately checking off all the "impure" options just because I could. Still, the results were... eh.

I got 59%. Not exactly what I'm trying to work towards.

81% with 9% more pure than me. Tch. I got beaten by FZ AND Krylo. *Sigh*

52% pure, bitches. Eat it!

Edit: I first posted my score from the wrong test. 58.2% pure on the 500 question purity test.

You took a 500 question purity test? You must have been really bored...

Several times. I just have a lot of spare time.

I'm not that hard up for time.