Bi-Sexual in the sense that I have had relations with a man before...

I can find certain males attractive, but I am most definitely seated in the female-loving camp beyond that.

But, by my limited history, I am bi-sexual. And not a damn bit ashamed of it.

Dude, how can you find guys attractive? We're repulsive at best... we have hair that we dont wanna have in places we dont want then to be... plus all the scratching and sound making...

I give grace every day that women sometimes have "urges" to be with one of us, because god knows that if they didnt need us to give birth, they would just mate amongst thenselves and make gorgeous babies left and right...

But hell, what do i know? i love Queer Eye and Will & Grace... as far as i know, everybody is Bi-sexual... they just prefer one thing or the other, but there is nothing "blocking" them to change that other than personal taste...

..and all the moral bravata of society ofcoruse......

if my husband would ever let me bring another woman in the bedroom, you better believe it would happen.

but my history has been male only, sadly. i'd love a chance with a woman ;)

I can't help but think you're underestimating your gender's potential appeal here. And--hate to break it to you, fellas, but unwanted hair in embarrassing places is hardly a phenomenon limited to the male of the species.

I have hair everywhere... EVERYWHERE!! It just keeps coming in. I've seen 40 Year Old Virgin and I don't even want to think about getting rid of the stuff. Heck I hate having to shave even.

As for finding people attractive... Beauty is beauty, how you appreciate it is what makes things as they are. I however subscribe to the "Boobies are Good Motorboat some" school of thought.

Wussy is your husband often prone to problems like this? Does he turn down raises and free icecream?

Taking pictures of himself in his underwear.

Okay but like, back hair? Or I mean forget back hair, what about ass-hair? Nobody, I mean nobody likes ass-hair.

If it's a hot woman I'll hit it.
If it's a guy I won't.

Straight I is.

I am a heterosexual male. I have known this for quite some time, and I am comfortable in my sexual orientation.

I am sorry to disappoint any potential male suitors, but I am only sexually attracted to human females . . .

. . . Okay, enough with the mock serious tone. I'm not gay, but whether you are, or bisexual, or anything else, I won't regard you as any less of a human being. Aren't I a nice guy?

Already nearly there hon. >:)

Then god bless you my child...

...wait... did i just went ironic?... im not sure...

Also, im a hairy dude myself ( have to shave everyday ) Althoug it more of a face/chest thing for me (arms and legs, not so much) and indeed i hate it... thank goodness that my girlfriend likes it!

Miraculous science where are thou? Really... just make us a way to grow new teeth and to stop hair from growing... that's all we need to be hairless smiling bastards of joy...

Also i cannot belive that im the only one mentioning Queer eye for the Straight guy..........