So long as "So...___?" doesn't become a common topic title I'm fine. I like being original.

T-shorts? That's great, that's great, but how about F-shorts for my friend who has both legs on the same side? Figure that one out.

This topic could be a lot more politically incorrect. We could refer to races by color names, such as white and black, we could also call women "girls/chicks" and men "awsomes," and I could start slinging the fag word left and right, but really that would be PC cuz I am gay...faux paradox really..stupid french.

EDIT: Lemon licker isn't really the term I've heard, I just altered it. Lemon Squeezer is the term I altered.

I'm a lemon licker too!

Sure makes tequila a lot easier to tolerate.

That is what we're talking about, right? ;)

Are we really going into Fruit Innuendo?

That coooooooooooould get ugly.....

The only fruits that could be used as innuendos that I know of are:

Bananas - pen0r
Peaches - I don't really understand how that equates to vagin0r, but it does
Lemons/Limes - Big/small vagin0r
Melons - tig ol bitties
Peas - small, small boobs
Zucchini/squash - my pen0r


That's all I can think of right now, but I do know there are a few I forgot.

Only girls can be lemon lickers, but when boys do it it is just called gross.

I like broccoli.....(>>)

I'm not quite understancind this trend of people saying "I'm not queer but there is totally nothing wrong with it." Gay people are not going to devour the flesh of the people who displease them. I know, I did research.

Anyway I know I'm straight because I felt like horfing when I saw Raiden's camel toes.

On a related note: Russian pregnant girl with armpit hairs. Would you hit it?

...ew. That's genital warts. That and cauliflower. My health teacher years ago when I was young and a sophomore in high school (5 years ago) jokingly said for us to bring cauliflower and broccoli to snack on while we watch a video slide show of stds. I did. I didn't eat either for a year.


PS. I got a kick out of Mozilla Firefox's spell check wanting me to replace 'stds' with 'studs'


Actually, we kind of devour the flesh of those who please us. That's kind of what we do that make us gay >.> Although we really don't eat the flesh, it does look like it.

toes? Does not compute.

And I've been keeping it all hairy and curled just for you... :(

^ ew. Ew ew...ew.ew...ew....ew.

I am one of those people who can't help but visualize something when reading it or hearing it, regardless if we would like to or not. Now I just pictured a hairy, hairy ass from underneath and behind. NOT HOT!!

Think the mvie poster from JAWS

Now take out the shark, and replace it with a hairy butt.

Thank you and good night!