Or Rosie O'Donnel nude doing jumping jacks

That's terribly disappointing and I should like to write a letter of complaint about the lack of the Devour Flesh feature.

I'm just not sure to whom.

I think they might include it in the next generation of homosexuals. But you'll want to start saving your dough for your gay, they'll be expensive.

Gaying beyond!

...That wasn't too offensive was it?

I feel this thread has really moved into Off Topic territory.

Actually it's nothing of the sort. It's not like I'm impregnating myself with my bone-sperm XD. It'd two different women with different genetics making a baby this way.

well, I mean as long as we're all being chatty and whatnot...

I'm pretty much bisexual. Though you'd likely call me completely straight by my mannerisms and sexual history. Unless you happen to catch me shopping or decorating.

also, skinny guys that could pass for girls in the right light DO do it for me. so there.

Oh boy, that is very tempting. <3

And good lord, guys. I see the railroads and the train. It's derailed. But I fear it may soon crash of its own accord. Watch that this doesn't become too spammy, now.

how colorful....



I'm straight, and I don't have any problems with anybody who's gay, lesbian, or bi.

There was once a conductor-to-be, named Bill, married to a woman named Mabel, Bill lived a happy life. Bill was training for the position, and today his supervisor was training him off of the train today.

"Here's a quick scenario - two trains are on the same line heading towards each other. What do you do to ensure that they do not crash?"

Bill thought about this for a moment. "Well, I'd switch the router so that one train would turn onto a separate line."

The conductor said "The router malfunctions, and the trains are getting closer. What do you do?"

Bill told him "I'd try to phone the conductors on the train."

The supervisor told Bill "The phones are out."

Bill said "Well, then I'd go get Mabel!"

The supervisor was surprised. "Mabel? What could she do?"

Bill replied "Nothing - but she's never seen a train crash before."

Have any of the other straight people here ever thought about who they'd do if they were gay?