So...gays?
 

Am i the only gay person here?


EDIT: Thought this was the off-topic board I was on. Move plz :)

Look at any posts made on the Alden/Rag thing - Alden was a big part of the game before he left, and the forums provided a way for everyone to joke about him chasing around Raguel, who, by the way, is not gay.

Another person that comes to mind is Flare Cobra - but I'm not sure on that one.

Oh man, you can't swing, like, any swingable object around this place without hitting a gay or bi person and then subsequently being charged with a hate crime around this place. Believe me, I've done it a few times.

On a related note, greetings to everyone from the Federal Corrections Facility in Elkton, Ohio!

Hi to the Federal Corrections Facilitiy in Elkton, Ohio!

matt, I don't think this thread has to be in Off Topic; I think you put in the right board. :)

Also, I am not gay, sorry. But if it's any consolation: I am straight, but I am not narrow. ;)

Where's Tommathy when you need him?

Being awesome over there. :(

There are plenty gay guys and gals on here. Chicago¤Lollie's a good example of one. Too bad he rarely stops by.

I thought he was bi, not gay?

Hey you can call me Bi if you want to... i've never being interested on guys (actually i think that we, men, are fuggly) and i love me some gazoogas (thats Tits for you fellows...)

I just think that this way is less of a pain in the ass for me in the future... i mean, if in the 10-20 years i decide to go "gaye" i would have top go through aaaaall that process of rediscovering myself, getting out of the closet, telling the family, loosing friends and regaining friends, getting ex-girlfirends all talking... who has the time for THAT?! jeez...

So i just reserved a seat on Gay station in advance... just in case

Tommathy? Gay as the hottest gay there is. Damn my lack of being male.

Edit: Reading back, I think you meant Lollie. But my point still stands!

We have people of varying sexual choices on this board, some more vocal than others. I'd ask that people don't try to bring up their sexual orientation at every possible opportunity, though. That just becomes obnoxious and actually makes me question it because it's like pounding the point to make it true for oneself.

If I wasn't worried about this place turning into a MySpace substitute, I'd add something to the profiles for your preference, but that might be creepy...

Bi-Sexual in the sense that I have had relations with a man before...

I can find certain males attractive, but I am most definitely seated in the female-loving camp beyond that.

But, by my limited history, I am bi-sexual. And not a damn bit ashamed of it.

Dude, how can you find guys attractive? We're repulsive at best... we have hair that we dont wanna have in places we dont want then to be... plus all the scratching and sound making...

I give grace every day that women sometimes have "urges" to be with one of us, because god knows that if they didnt need us to give birth, they would just mate amongst thenselves and make gorgeous babies left and right...

But hell, what do i know? i love Queer Eye and Will & Grace... as far as i know, everybody is Bi-sexual... they just prefer one thing or the other, but there is nothing "blocking" them to change that other than personal taste...

..and all the moral bravata of society ofcoruse......

if my husband would ever let me bring another woman in the bedroom, you better believe it would happen.

but my history has been male only, sadly. i'd love a chance with a woman ;)

I can't help but think you're underestimating your gender's potential appeal here. And--hate to break it to you, fellas, but unwanted hair in embarrassing places is hardly a phenomenon limited to the male of the species.

I have hair everywhere... EVERYWHERE!! It just keeps coming in. I've seen 40 Year Old Virgin and I don't even want to think about getting rid of the stuff. Heck I hate having to shave even.

As for finding people attractive... Beauty is beauty, how you appreciate it is what makes things as they are. I however subscribe to the "Boobies are Good Motorboat some" school of thought.

Wussy is your husband often prone to problems like this? Does he turn down raises and free icecream?

Taking pictures of himself in his underwear.

Okay but like, back hair? Or I mean forget back hair, what about ass-hair? Nobody, I mean nobody likes ass-hair.

If it's a hot woman I'll hit it.
If it's a guy I won't.

Straight I is.

I am a heterosexual male. I have known this for quite some time, and I am comfortable in my sexual orientation.

I am sorry to disappoint any potential male suitors, but I am only sexually attracted to human females . . .

. . . Okay, enough with the mock serious tone. I'm not gay, but whether you are, or bisexual, or anything else, I won't regard you as any less of a human being. Aren't I a nice guy?

Already nearly there hon. >:)

Then god bless you my child...

...wait... did i just went ironic?... im not sure...

Also, im a hairy dude myself ( have to shave everyday ) Althoug it more of a face/chest thing for me (arms and legs, not so much) and indeed i hate it... thank goodness that my girlfriend likes it!

Miraculous science where are thou? Really... just make us a way to grow new teeth and to stop hair from growing... that's all we need to be hairless smiling bastards of joy...

Also i cannot belive that im the only one mentioning Queer eye for the Straight guy..........

Yes, I AM interested in other women. And I'm a girl myself. Kthxbye.

Y'see - this post reminded me of a pic I saw earlier on, in my younger days as an NPFer - sadly, it seemed to be deleted, so I re-made a shoddy version. I forgot the point I was trying to make with this, all I remember is Cruz calling someone (Frogboy?) a creepy bastard. So, I shall re-post this for all your viewing pleasure:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...isch/Blarg.jpg

I think who I sleep with matters even less than my gender, so undisclosed.

Hell yeah.

Hahaha, all you silly peoples with your sex drives and wanting for some form of genitalia. I find it both amusing and perplexing.
No, like seriously, I don't understand it. I'm not even joking. What's the draw?
Asexuality FTW.

And, um, hello, krylo? Yeah?

What's perplexing about a stick and a donut?!?

Ah! the draw... is not the genitalia, its everything else...

That is why I find men attractive. I love hair, a belly, and the wing dang doodle. I am odd as finding ass hair attractive but not something I like to be close to. Kind of like watching girls fighting for all you heteros.

Manly men are my favorite. Don't confuse me with the fairies you see on Will and Grace, Queer Eye, or the other shows that promote that stereotype. The way I see it, I am a homosexual, but those kinds of gays are fags.

Sorry girls, I'm not into skinny males who could pass for chicks in the right lighting, so don't do fanfics about me. And girls know nothing about gay sex by their drawings. 90% of that stuff does not happen nor would be enjoyable.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only donut hole puncher here. And I'm glad to see a lemon licker amongst us, considering I like lesbians the best. Most of the ones I met are like men, but sensitive too so I can talk to them about anything.

Plus I can have them beat up people for me, so I don't have to. Although being 6 foot and 250 lbs I could, I just don't want to.

That's kind of like saying you don't need a boyfriend or husband to have a baby, just a brother. It might be possible, but you will probably have a mutant.

I GET IT!

Let's have like a gay parade, but instead of a gay parade let's make it like a EVERYONE JOIN IN NO MATTER WHAT YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES parade.

I like parades.

I have this idea in my head that all people are bi. Some just swing more to the other way than others and so on. But I suppose if I had to categorize myself I'd be a heterosexual male. So there you have it.

I am very hetero.

however, this interested me greatly.
Wow, seriously, He doesn't let you Sweet mother of God.

We could cal it just "parade"! that would be awesome!

"I was in 2008 Parade" T-Shorts for everyone!

T-Shorts - They'll become a fashion sensation!

Pretty uncomfortable I'd imagine.

I thought we had those already... weren't they called Spandex?

well... YEAH!

at least someone understood...

*walk away wearing blue T-Shorts*

This is turning into the most politically incorrect thread I have ever read.

...turning? I think it was incorrect from the first post...but that's why I spend time in NPF. It comes with the name really.

btw, I'm gay >> normally quiet about it though. Makes hanging out with people like Ayaone easier.

Well there was that one time in guild chat…

Agreed the ONLY way this thread could be less PC was if one of the admin's turned every post in this thread into that damned rainbow text. But mainly I'm in here to say that this probably has the greatest title ever, "So....gays", it's so damn ambiguous and funny it should be a thread about Bis. Straight BTW.

Haha, so that's why Ken asked me to hit on you.

Go figure.

Heh...lemon licker. Haven't heard that one before.

That could very well have been one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life.

Yet I almost laughed myself into a coma because of it.

Seems we're drawing up a lot of the RaiROers in this thread...

And I've also never heard that term before.

So long as "So...___?" doesn't become a common topic title I'm fine. I like being original.

T-shorts? That's great, that's great, but how about F-shorts for my friend who has both legs on the same side? Figure that one out.

This topic could be a lot more politically incorrect. We could refer to races by color names, such as white and black, we could also call women "girls/chicks" and men "awsomes," and I could start slinging the fag word left and right, but really that would be PC cuz I am gay...faux paradox really..stupid french.

EDIT: Lemon licker isn't really the term I've heard, I just altered it. Lemon Squeezer is the term I altered.

I'm a lemon licker too!

Sure makes tequila a lot easier to tolerate.

That is what we're talking about, right? ;)

Are we really going into Fruit Innuendo?

That coooooooooooould get ugly.....

The only fruits that could be used as innuendos that I know of are:

Bananas - pen0r
Peaches - I don't really understand how that equates to vagin0r, but it does
Lemons/Limes - Big/small vagin0r
Melons - tig ol bitties
Peas - small, small boobs
Zucchini/squash - my pen0r


That's all I can think of right now, but I do know there are a few I forgot.

Only girls can be lemon lickers, but when boys do it it is just called gross.

I like broccoli.....(>>)

I'm not quite understancind this trend of people saying "I'm not queer but there is totally nothing wrong with it." Gay people are not going to devour the flesh of the people who displease them. I know, I did research.

Anyway I know I'm straight because I felt like horfing when I saw Raiden's camel toes.

On a related note: Russian pregnant girl with armpit hairs. Would you hit it?

...ew. That's genital warts. That and cauliflower. My health teacher years ago when I was young and a sophomore in high school (5 years ago) jokingly said for us to bring cauliflower and broccoli to snack on while we watch a video slide show of stds. I did. I didn't eat either for a year.


PS. I got a kick out of Mozilla Firefox's spell check wanting me to replace 'stds' with 'studs'


Actually, we kind of devour the flesh of those who please us. That's kind of what we do that make us gay >.> Although we really don't eat the flesh, it does look like it.

toes? Does not compute.

And I've been keeping it all hairy and curled just for you... :(

^ ew. Ew ew...ew.ew...ew....ew.

I am one of those people who can't help but visualize something when reading it or hearing it, regardless if we would like to or not. Now I just pictured a hairy, hairy ass from underneath and behind. NOT HOT!!

Think the mvie poster from JAWS

Now take out the shark, and replace it with a hairy butt.

Thank you and good night!

Or Rosie O'Donnel nude doing jumping jacks

That's terribly disappointing and I should like to write a letter of complaint about the lack of the Devour Flesh feature.

I'm just not sure to whom.

I think they might include it in the next generation of homosexuals. But you'll want to start saving your dough for your gay, they'll be expensive.

Gaying beyond!

...That wasn't too offensive was it?

I feel this thread has really moved into Off Topic territory.

Actually it's nothing of the sort. It's not like I'm impregnating myself with my bone-sperm XD. It'd two different women with different genetics making a baby this way.

well, I mean as long as we're all being chatty and whatnot...

I'm pretty much bisexual. Though you'd likely call me completely straight by my mannerisms and sexual history. Unless you happen to catch me shopping or decorating.

also, skinny guys that could pass for girls in the right light DO do it for me. so there.

Oh boy, that is very tempting. <3

And good lord, guys. I see the railroads and the train. It's derailed. But I fear it may soon crash of its own accord. Watch that this doesn't become too spammy, now.

how colorful....



I'm straight, and I don't have any problems with anybody who's gay, lesbian, or bi.

There was once a conductor-to-be, named Bill, married to a woman named Mabel, Bill lived a happy life. Bill was training for the position, and today his supervisor was training him off of the train today.

"Here's a quick scenario - two trains are on the same line heading towards each other. What do you do to ensure that they do not crash?"

Bill thought about this for a moment. "Well, I'd switch the router so that one train would turn onto a separate line."

The conductor said "The router malfunctions, and the trains are getting closer. What do you do?"

Bill told him "I'd try to phone the conductors on the train."

The supervisor told Bill "The phones are out."

Bill said "Well, then I'd go get Mabel!"

The supervisor was surprised. "Mabel? What could she do?"

Bill replied "Nothing - but she's never seen a train crash before."

Have any of the other straight people here ever thought about who they'd do if they were gay?

...I'm constantly mistaken for gay... so I think I might ... something.... someone... I'm confused.

I thought it was funny, but I live with a dorky lesbian, so this is pretty much what every conversation we ever have on the subject eventually becomes.

Though I guess I'll have to trade her in for the flesh-eating model when they come out.

Har, puns are clever.

While I can't claim to be "constantly mistaken" for gay I've got a reasonable track record for getting hit on by gay men. As horribly uncomfortable as I found myself in those situations, a small part of me was at least flattered two genders find me attractive. :p

Did anyone see an alcohol commercial in the past, some kind of beer I think, which had the joke about having gays for rent? Basically had a scene where a couple had finished up on sex and the woman wanted cuddles, so the guy hopped out of bed and a gay guy hopped in. Did a similar thing with shopping and various other things girls like to do and their guys hate. I found it amusing.

I'd love to rent me a gay for the day.

Isn't that the commercial the beer company publicly apoligized for?

With billboards?

Oh yeah, I would absolutely hire a gay advisor for the shopping related stuff. Yes, find me a good gift for her...

I think there was some kind of outcry about it, but I found it hilarious.

If the place you call is out of gays, I'd be happy to stand in.

Sorry if some people found that commercial offensive though.

I could use one word to describe this thread but I'm not sure if it's PC.
Flaming!

You know, if it wasn't for the fact that I read quoted text, I would've looked really dumb by calling your post ironic.

I'm straight, but I'll be honest. Chicago's hot.

Too hot to handle!

Meh, they're aren't any women celebrities I "would do." They're just not my bag. Like, even if I was lesbian... I think.

Gay, but really, saying I'm gay is like saying 8-Bit Theater is hilarious, it's just a given.

/the one, the original 8-Bit Kinsey Six.

Wow, we brought Tommathy back.

I switched on the Gay Signal.

What's a Tommathy?

Also,

HI TOMMATHY!

=3

I want to start a "design the Gay Signal" contest now.

There's a Rated "R" or lower rule in these here forums. :<

SEIL -Rated "E" for Everyone

It's called Gay Bait. You can lure other gay people out by setting the right bait. Believe me, put me under a large box held up with a stick and have me yell "I'M GAY! ANYONE ELSE?" and wait 60 seconds, then pull the stick out, you would catch, on average and not counting me, 5 gay guys, 1 lesbian, 2 Fag Hags, and 1 Republican telling us we're bad. This topic is a form of Gay Bait. Try it sometime. But do not do it for lesbians...we all know that online lesbians are usually men, causing lots of lulz.

At the risk of having this topic closed, hasn't this passed the page limit? If so, then ignore the sentence before this one. It doesn't exist.

I find it funny that men have another man they would do if they were gay, because many gay men I've asked do not have a woman they'd do if they were straight. Which makes me believe that all men have gay in them, whether a lot of a little.