Nuts and vending machines.
 

So I bought a bag of pistachios the other day... about half of the little buggers were sealed still. I felt ripped of and kinda unhappy about that. Later that day I stuck a $5 bill in the change machine so I could grab a sandwich out of the vending machine at work, needless to say the darn thing just takes my money and leaves me hungry.

I guess the point is... I'm starting a thread on anything else...

Pistachios taste like ass! THEY'RE THE FAT HAIRY ASS OF THE LEGUME FAMILY!

I had the same problem with a soda machine earlier today. Lost my $5 I had for lunch at work. The soda machines are the only ones that take $5's, or I'd just have converted it all to change.

I have to be honest; I have never tasted fat, hairy ass before, but now I am tempted.

This is sig'd so hard, it's not even funny.

I hate it when machines eat my money. So I tend to avoid them like the plague. Everything else may be slighty more expensive, but then I avoid the chance of getting nothing at all back.

Vending machines are agents from Satan. If you use vending machines, then you're a Satan-worshipper.

It tastes like how your face looks!!!!!

Remind me why you work here again?

My talent for recruiting top-flight personnel.

Oh yeah, well...

Shit, there's really nothing I can say to that.

You win this round, Gadget.