I need help
 

Does anyonee here know Ninjitsu? I think it's probably the best Martial Art in existance. I mean, you can fugging walk without making a sound and cling to the walls and throw shurikens. I want to learn to be a ninja. Not a law-ninja though.

Pirates could never defeat a ninja master. Because what you are thinking of is karate, where they only use their body as a weapon. Ninjas could shuriken every single pirate on a huge ship before he was ever noticed. I mean, they can freaking stick to the celing, walk on still water, and are trained to be inconspicous until they attack. So no "you would be better of as a pirate than a ninja" crap.

You're best off looking for a dojo then.
Good luck finding a dojo teaching the "real" ninjitsu. If it even exists as you think it exists.

So, find yourself some other martial arts- karate, judo, tai kwan-do, tai chi, jeet kune-do, whatever- and make a mix to make your own ninjitsu.

Having said that, I'm sure in Japan they have lot's of ninja-dojo, so try your luck there to learn commercial ninjitsu.

EDIT: Of course, this is a joke topic, but still... there's a chance you're/he's serious. So, here's the info.

you don't want judo, which is the art form, you want jujitsu, which is the combat form. Same goes with any martial arts, and why there is no "nindo", only "ninjitsu."

Point remains, ninjitsu in the mystical "walking on walls" way doesn't exists.
You can either find somebody to teach you commercial ninjitsu, or learn a multitude of other martial arts, and decide what would look good when you're a "ninja".

Or you do it the Indiana Jones way and buy a gun.

Except Ninjas are afraid of water. The chances of a ninja ever meeting a pirate are quite slim. Plus They really have no beef with each other.

I mean Ninja have no good booty.


...Get your mind out of the gutter, it'll die in there.

Stuff like this goes to the versus thread. That being said, I think that it would be a lot of fun to be a pirate.

All the stuff you're mentioning remind me of Parkour, Meaning that instead of martial arts, check in to some gymnastics classes. It's a great fitness/muscle building thing, too.

Also, there are good instructional books for self-teaching and practice that teach ninjitsu still, although most are fairly old if you want something half decent and not something thrown out to say "LAWLZ I AM NINJA TOO"

Well it seems Gold Blade you want to learn how to walk on walls while throwing a hailstorm of shurikens at your enemies and chopping away at your enemies at the speed of light. Well unless you have some super natural power thats not going to happen. And plus the only reason people want to become a "ninja" I sopose is mainly protection of themselves and others from harm. And other techniques of martial arts is for protection only, not to just look for a fight.

And if there is a reason for ninjas now, it would probably be for the show "Ninja Warrior".


I apoligize of going to harsh on this man I just think the fantasy of being a ninja is pointless.

Pointless you say? A ninja is stealthy, deadly, and stuff... Yeah. I'd take walking on walls and deadly accuracy, it's a personal fantasy of mine to play my Wii whilst hanging by my chi from a ceiling.