Wait...Why the hell am I eating this?
 

Have you ever found yourself eating or drinking something you said you wouldn't? I am sitting at my desk eating stale peanuts. Why am I doing this? The shells are salty and I like them, then I forget that thy're stale, crack the shell and eat a stale nut. I then say, "Gah! Why did I eat that?"

I'm also not much of a wine drinker, I can make due with certain white wines, but hate reds with a passion. Red wines remind me of vineager, and I do not drink vinager. There have been several times though where I have found myself staring down a glass of expensive as hell red wine. The reason for that is easy, a date who is a wine drinker, a red wine drinker. Red wine drinkers are the snobs of the wino world, but if she's cute enough I find myself in that situation.

What are some things you would normally never touch that you have ended up consuming, and what were the circumstances?

Oh man, cocks.

I mean honestly I just don't know how they keep getting in there!

EUGHHHHHHHH!@@!!!

Vietnamese "cuisine," having the consistency of snot. I was dating a vietnamese girl.

...Damn it, beaten to the punch.

I was going to say "lol penis" but your version's better.

Anyway! One time there was a big bowl of these green salted nuts or whatever sitting in the kitchen, so I picked them up and put them next to my computer desk, hoping they'd be good. Naturally, as I use my comp, I eat, so I started munching on these things for like ten minutes, recoiling in horror each time I ate another one.

Finally I went fuck this and took it back to the kitchen.

Yes, they were starfish and scorpions together.

I cooked myself one of them nuke-a-wave burgers (not a real product, but it'd be awesome if it was) in the microwave with some cheese in. My god, it's the most awful thing that's ever been called a burger. The meat tasted of pure fat and grease. the bun was sorta soggy and not fresh. The only good bit was the cheese that melted out the sides of the bun, The only bit that wasn't made by the company.

It's put me off microwave burgers for life (again)

I had some chips that I'd been eating a few days ago in my room, rolled up in the bag. I liked the chips, so I ate them... and then hated their staleness. It took an effort for me to throw them away, though.

Bongwater?

HA! J/K

actually, I dropped a french fry on the ground, and picked up a cat treat on accident, and ate it....

Cow Blood.

Okay it was only black pudding. Wasn't half bad though, now that I think about it.