I have a habit of picking at scabs. If it's not meant to be on my body, it comes off. I also have a habit of picking at other peoples scabs. So avoid me if you have a nice juicy patch of healing skin.

I'm ambidextrous.

Shit, I'm masturbating to reading about POS masturbating.

I masturbate with my tongue.

Does drunk posting count? That and chronic masturbation top my list. Oh! Also reading DFM's posts, I know they can't be good for me but I keep on reading them.

Sometimes I break into the morgue because I like the smell.

You too? Have you ever been stuck in the elevator that goes down to the morgue with the bodies? I've had that happen a couple times... Dead bodies move man! Peaceful rest my ass, they still fart and burp! Aside from that, ebalming fluid smells ery sterile and I like that.

I've pretended to get stuck in it.

I always scratch my mosquito bites until they bleed. Then I scratch the scabs off. Then I scratch the scab that is created after that. Then I scratch the resulting scar. I usually end up with a patch of skin that looks eerily at odds with its surroundings. Annoying, but I can't help it.

Also, you've PRETENDED to get stuck in it? I've sabotaged it so I get stuck in it, and nobody can tell the difference. But for me, it's preparation for the zombie invasion. Getting used to the smell, and how to identify if something is alive. Did you know that if something is dead, it doesn't tend to breathe as much?

I tend to pick up things unconciously, play with them (or put them in my pockets) and put them down other places. Things move around our flat all the time and I'm sure it's me. And I find everything in my pockets from toy cars to old paint cannisters.
I also tend to randomly put things in my mouth from plastic to sticks. I can't help out and don't realise most of the time.