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I read forums and webcomics at work.

Heck, I even post at work.

Out of all my bad habits.

The only one to really note is the fact that I still pick my nose.

And eat my mucus.

So much talk about masturbation....

I think going back to this topic has become my bad habbit...

I don't know if you'd call it a bad habit or just masochism but whenever I have any sort of injury I have to bang it, bump it, prod it, and just generally cause it to hurt more. I especially do it if I get used to the current level of pain and stop feeling it. Its like I have to make sure it hasn't healed on me while I wasn't looking or something. My body is tricky like that always keeping me on my toes.

I do the thing like Sithdarth, where I press at painful areas just to get a dull ache.

I also bite my fingernails but, when I remove the section of nail I'm biting, I smell at the nail. Don't give me that look.

I also swear a lot.

Even if it doesn't matter, I'm so anal that I habitually check every single goddamned thing I type on the computer for spelling, grammar, and punctuation. And I habitually put it in while typing, even in text messages, for god's sake. I'll get something like "hey r u free 2day" and I'll send "I've got some things to do, unfortunately - maybe we can figure something out tomorrow?" It's disgusting.

This thread is really, really gross.

I swear (oh, and how I can swear! I dunno how I expressed myself before I learned the f, s, and occasionally c words), I pick at stuff I shouldn't pick at, I crack knuckles (just did it now, before typing this parenthetical), and don't get me started on whatever TV show/author/thing I learned about is my latest Thing To Obsess About (warning: right now it's classic Doctor Who, with Pertwee and/or Baker), unless you particularly want me to talk or type you to death. I don't quite know when to shut up and let other people talk, either, and I'm usually far too polite in the face of complete idiots.

So like my teeth are really weird, over the years they've gotten some wear, especially the top front two.

and I can't stop running my tongue over them. They have sharp edges! And they sometimes cut my tongue. but I keep doing it anyway.

It's not really visible, the wear thing, but my tongue can feel how it's kinda chipped or something on the inside.

Also, right now there's a mysterious cut on my inside cheek that I also can't stop prodding with my tongue.

I'm surprised knuckle cracking isn't on this list yet. I can crack each finger 4 different ways, and thumbs three ways. That's a total of 38 cracks when they're all fully loaded. I can do a symphony!

I've done it since forever. I forgot about it. I pop each finger two ways, including my thumbs. The base knuckle for each and the next one up. The thumbs, the base one is like right on your wrist.

I pop my back.

And my neck.

And my toes.