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I've got a big list of them.
I pick my nose. I drink from whatever carton, jug, or bottle I find. I chronically masturbate. I smoke. I drink. I pick at scabs. I procrastinate. I'm too lazy to lift the seat when I pee sometimes. I say any good one-liner I come up with until long after the joke is dead. In large groups of people, I tend to drift off in thought and not pay attention. I never say no to people who ask me for a ride. This list is subject to change as I find things that are wrong with me. |
"I have a strange compulsion that makes me randomly scream out harry potter spoilers.
DUMBLEDORE DIES. I also have this weird thing where I have sex with everyone I know and like online. In the butt. Fenris." |
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Ew. Unless you wanna become infected with 5 different sicknesses then stay away from me. Wait you don't know me or anything so im the clear! WOO |
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Shush. I'm not supposed to talk about it like that, cause it makes it go away. MAKE IT GO AWAY |
I'm just very fidgety. I notice that when I'm in class, I have a hard time not switching how I sit every half a minute(I'm trying to cure myself of it, I'm sure it's annoying) And if there is an object around me, you can bet I will be playing with it (usually hair ties or hair clips. I usually keep some sort of stress ball or something near my desk at all times, but I usually end up popping the stress balls, or twisting up my slinkies)). Also, in class, I have a very very very hard time not drawing in class.
And I don't know if this counts as a bad habit, but I am fairly obsessive about being on time. I will normally show up at least half an hour early to anything that I have to go to. I almost always leave a half an hour before every class (even though it takes about 10-15 minutes to get there), and if I have an hour between classes, I usually will go sit outside of my classroom and draw/study/do homework/sleep for the full hour rather than go back to my dorm for 30-45 minutes. EDIT: Ah yes, I just thought of my #1 bad habit: I am a big-time pack rat. I have a very hard time getting rid of anything. I mean, I think I still have pretty much every toy I have ever owned (all of the he-man figurines, barbies, GI Joes, etc) I have an empty frame in the basement that I *might* use someday in the future, Also, I have a very hard time using/wasting things (if that makes any sense). I will buy something, but then it will just sit there, unused because I don't want to waste it. For example, I think about a year or two ago I got some illustration board to do some big art projects on, and a package of prismacolor colored pencils. Both have yet to be used once(although I want to! I just can't get myself to do it) |
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Celes, that's just like my mother... I can't wait to get out of the house because we just don't have room to hold all the stuff she keeps. And she has a huge library of books that she'll probably never need to re-read.
I'm like that with batteries and headphones though. Until the battery is completely and utterly devoid of charge, I don't like replacing them/throwing them out. And I have quite a few pairs of faulty headphones that I don't get rid of because they sometimes work. I do USE them though, so I guess it's not a total waste. See, right now I have two headphones, one of which the right speaker NEVER works, but the left ALWAYS does, and another one where both speakers are hit/miss depending on the cord position. I usually use the ones that are hit/miss so I can get full stereo some of the time, but I use the ones that only work on the left if I am feeling lazy or going to be doing a lot of moving. |
Well, i press on my nose while reading anything.....so i mainly read forums now to busy my hands.....otherwise i'll flatten my nose out more than i have already done.........
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Here's a quick sum up:
I dislocate my jaw too often, one day I'll never bring it back, I swear. I bite my nails all the time, and if there's nothing to bite anymore, I'll bite the skin besides my nails. I cut the thick skin under my toes with a nailcutter to make it thicker, and then cut it some more. I always chew my pens and pencils, even pencils that I borrow from someone. I tend to lose them very easily too, and I'm always drawing instead of listening in class. I pick my nose when I'm alone, kleenex just don't work for me. I also have a bad (or good?) habit of arriving too early to an event or class. I tend to dose off in important conversations. I pick my eyes too much. I chew the inside of my cheeks, sometimes puncturing them. I always scratch my pimples until they bleed, also cuts, scrapes and wounds. I have a tendency to get a sunburn on purpose because I like peeling off the dead skin a few days later... I also like peeling off other people's dead skin due to sunburn. Don't get near me, really. I guess that's pretty much it. |
Oh, when I have allergies, I don't just rub my nose, I attack it. I don't really know how to explain it in words, but like I put my left hand, fully extended, to the left of my nose, then I use my right hand in fist mode to sorta compress it against my left hand, and I very quickly.... uh, vibrate it.... It's a motion in the wrist... I also bounce a lot, and when I'm sitting, my knees bounce a lot. Then again, fidgeting is supposed to get rid of a lot of calories.
Edit: Oh! and you guys that lose pencils? Keep doing that. I haven't bought pencils for a loooong time since I just use the ones I find on the floor in the hallways. you guys who lose mechanical pencils rock. |
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