Damn... I have a sneaking suspicion the Neutrals aren't going to make.

I am praying as well. C'mon, let me in, Raiden. Tsubasa promises to get it right this time! Right, Tsubasa?

Tsubasa: "Why the hell are you blaming me? I did everything you told me to do and said everything you told me to say. Hell, I was in a lesbian relationship with Kirie that was only really hinted at because the previous SoL RPs didn't get far enough all because of how you controlled me. Don't blame because you're a fuckin' moron."

Man, even when they're my characters, they're giving me shit.

Alright if, IF, I make it to the RP, I have dibs on the philosophical character for Anirham

Also I suggest at one point the two teams split up into small groups to avoid confusion on whos fighting who, or maybe a one-on-one type of battling.

Raiden: I am SO INTENSELY SORRY about the length of my character sheet (psst, i've just updated it).

If you want me to tone it down or swap out some abilities, I'd be happy to do it.

Hm...

You could do three threads. One for the Lighties, one for the Baddies, and one for the inevitable meetings.

Alright, here's the list. Game starts tomorrow. Those that are still in, better be there. Those that aren't...I'll take bribes in the parking lot at midnight.

Light:
-TheBlindMime
-lazy man
-batgirl
-Darth SS
-Akamaz
-Mesden
-Arhra

Dark:
-That piece of shit. He knows who he is.
-Inbred Chocobo
-Armored Bishoujo
-Mauve Mage
-Rhiya Ravenwing
-Pyros Nine
-Maton

Neutral: No one gives a shit for Neutrals.

And now, for the limitations...

TBM: Be careful with that Sake. We know what happens when Kurama gets a bit o' the drink.

lazy man: You can start with 4 demon souls. But I want you keeping count of the souls in your stock. If you're out, I don't want to be seeing any blasts or shields.

batgirl: You're fast, but just remember that if you're in a clinch or a hold, your speed doesn't mean much if you're held onto. And as a follower of Gentle Word, remember that you need to ASK the Darkness Kami for their aid. Which means you can't just suddenly become invisible at will.

Darth SS: It took me a while to allow you into the RP, just because of how abusable your powers will be. As such, here are the limitations. One, get rid of the necklace. You gain the skills, but you're on your own for finding a weapon to use them with. Two, when you copy an individual, you also get their weaknesses and detrimental quirks. You want to copy that metallic demon? Fine. But you're now unable to jump as high or run as fast as you could before. Three, NO COPYING MATON. It's not a true living thing, and as such you can't copy its abilities. Especially since I've got no goddamned clue how you'd shove a machine into your body without losing a kidney.

Otherwise, just know I'll be watching you closely.

Akamaz: I'm gonna need you to PM me for info on that Wolf Demon, since I'll likely have to incorporate it into the RP at some point.

Mesden: I'm not sure how Light Bending has anything to do with having a Shadow Demon for a parent. Do some rework on how she does that special ability. Being a half-demon, it's next to impossible for her to follow one of the two paths of sorcery, so it's not one of those. Come up with a good reason, and I'll allow it.

Arhra: If breaking that sword releases an old man with purple skin that can do a 24-hour dance to increase your power, you're banned. K?

POS: You'll need to pass your inventions by Dancer and I.

Inbred Chocobo: You're made of metal. Beware of rust and deep water, since you're too heavy to swim now.

Armored Bishoujo: No bringing in extra characters without getting it approved by BOTH Dancer and I.

Mauve Mage: I made a promise to myself to not allow full Wind Manipulation, especially by someone that isn't an Air Demon. Nothing against you. Now, if you could, give a reason for why she can control the wind. Maybe she's a follower of the Gentle Word or Harsh Yoke, and focuses on Air Kami?

Rhiya Ravenwing: If you EVER make me read a profile that long again, I will tear off my toenails and blind myself with them.

PyrosNine: There's another character that uses Demon souls as well. So the both of you are gonna have to share, k? If not, I'll just have to take those dead people souls away from you guys.


Also, if those of you that didn't make the cut are nice, I might make a second game with you people with a separate plot. Maybe.

Could you be more specific? I have no idea who you're talking about here.

If he was on the dark side (Hereby redubbed "Team Badass"), I could engineer him up a new kidney and shove that in there! But since he has to be on the light side (A.K.A. "Team CRY BABY ZELL") I guess I could, I dunno, write "kidney" on a bomb and just have him shove it in somewhere. Probably for the best he can't copy Maton, I suppose. Less fun, though.

What are the odds on photon torpedoes getting passed, by the way? Just curious.

I think I misworded it abit. Her armor and other shadow crafted things are made out of shadow, so she can control the light that's absorbed by the pitch-blackness, and make it appear like...blah, I'll just describe it the same way I did the first time --

Shadow Feint: A skill that masks the true movement of the user. It creates a shadow replication that makes it look like she slashes one way when she is actually (possibly) attacking a completely different way. This works with any movement she uses herself, but cannot extend to others, as they're not actually using their shadows and things made of shadows to manipulate vision.

otherwise it'd just be a really long explanation about how black/shadow armor absorbs light and twists it to make people view something else. It gets the point across either way. *Shrug*

The same odds that said torpedoes will malfunction and blow your limbs off.

Think about it.

Psh. I can build better limbs anyway, and alcohol kills the pain.

Granted, it's hard to build new limbs when you've already lost the old ones, but since when has something like reality stood in my way?

Oh right. Every fucking day.