Once while cleaning blown in asbestos insulation out of an attic a coworker came across a next of baby birds... He sucked them up with a vacuum cleaner. They wouldn't fit down the hose initially so he would get them from the bottom and suck them off of their heads, then smash the skull and down they'd go.

I spent my time catching the stupid birds by hand, decontaminating them and releasing them. That guy was a crazy jerk.

Bah, I'm not impressed by this story.

Seagulls are natural thieves, anyways. Go to any place where you try to feed any other kind of animal, and seagulls are there, waiting to pluck out of the grasp of the other animal, or any human not paying attention.

I've seen whole cups of sardines carried off by seagulls at Sea World, so a bag of chips does not impress me...they're just skipping the step of waiting for someone to take the bag of chips to the beach.

Oi, this mean if I go over there and steal something, the locals will pay for it too? There's a few cars out there I've had my eye on....

You're always welcoming our new <adjective> overlords. Where's your loyalty to the badger overlords from like two weeks ago?

Those badgers were like, two weeks ago, man! Get with the times! ...Just 'cause I'm submissive doesn't mean you halfta point it out!

Well, if birds are derived from dinosaurs then maybe they've realized that the time is ripe for them to reclaim this planet.

Heh. That's hilarious.

We've got groups of seagulls down in Revere beach, groups, who for years have been notorious for snatching fries and hot dogs, buns and all, right out of peoples hands (There's a diner right across the street). I see they've stepped up.