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Fifthfiend 07-23-2007 07:35 PM

Passive-Aggression
 
This is goddamn hilarious.

synkr0nized 07-23-2007 07:55 PM

I had a note left on my car once. I should have saved it.
 
I believe B@W added that to their list a little while ago. I had a good laugh running through that site's postings during a meeting when I saw it.

Some of them are gems, some are just "wtf, mans, grow up."


Also, winner. Oh man, I would love to see that guy getting fired.

Loki, The Fallen 07-24-2007 07:32 AM

For the love of Title™
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by synkr0nized

Also, winner. Oh man, I would love to see that guy getting fired.

Fired? If I were IT, I believe that would be just cause for beating them to death with a desktop.

There isn't a court that would convict me...

Meister 07-24-2007 07:57 AM

My favourite is this one, just because the guy clearly was too badass to bother with using paper.

Zilla 07-24-2007 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by synkr0nized
Also, winner. Oh man, I would love to see that guy getting fired.

Quote:

From: ----- -----------
To: IT Department
Re: A/C constantly running.

To whom it may concern,

I came in today (Monday) to finish up a project I was working
on before our big meeting with the State ----- Commission tomorrow,
and I noticed that there were three or four large air conditioners
running the entire time I was here. Since it's a three day weekend,
no one is around, why do we need to have the A/C running 24/7?

With all the power that all those big computers in that room use, I
doubt it is really eco-friendly to run those big units at the same
time. And all computers have cooling fans anyway, so why put the A/C
for the building in that room?

I got a keycard from [the facility manager’s] desk and shut off the
A/C units. I'm sure you guys can deal with it being warm for an hour
or two when you come in tomorrow morning.

In the future, let's try to be a little more conscientious of our
energy usage!

Thanks,
Anyone seen GoldenBoy?

42PETUNIAS 07-25-2007 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by synkr0nized
Also, winner. Oh man, I would love to see that guy getting fired.

There's no way he hung around long enough to get fired. If that were me, I'd still be running.

Fifthfiend 07-25-2007 12:16 PM

Fuck, he's lucky he didn't get sued into oblivion.

Fenris 07-25-2007 01:02 PM

Dear FIFTHFIEND,

I'd appreciate it if you would spell words correctly. See, when I go around seeing threads called "Passive-Agression," the quality of my life descends ever-so slightly, especially since I know I have to clean up after your mess.

Please take my well-being into consideration.

Sincerely,
Fenris

Fifthfiend 07-25-2007 01:22 PM

Quote:

Please take my well-being into consideration.
I always do that.

Quote:

the quality of my life descends ever-so slightly
See?

Meister 07-25-2007 02:29 PM

Bah, if I'd stayed in the Shitty Apartment a while longer instead of moving to the Awesome Apartment I'd have something to show for, too. The only note my ex-roommate ever left me read "CAUTION LOO PILL" which was her way of saying "hey Meister, I put one of those cleaning tabs in the toilet, so please don't flush it right away, kay? Thanks."


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