Funniest FPS Suicides
 

Well...I bring this up in light of my one-year anniversary of possibly my greatest suicide playing a First Person Shooter.

It was about a year ago, my friends and I were all playing Halo. Purely just to play, mess around, shoot each other, basically spent the whole night of just senseless maiming and killing of each other. We're 10 minutes into a 50 kill-to-win match at Sidewinder. I'm on the ridge that you can teleport to from Red base and I have just picked up a rocket launcher after sniping my friend in a jeep. I look up at the other ridge across the way staring down the scope of my friend Simmons; mili-seconds before he pulls the trigger I've launched a rocket towards him only to have been killed by a head shot. I respawn at the Blue base area, remembering where Simmons is, I picked up a shotgun & sniper rifle to hunt him down. As I go through the teleporter at blue base to the ridge, I arrive to sight of my own rocket having finally made it's way into my faceplate and killing me.

I was awarded with the quick comment of "SUICIDE" and 15 seconds of shame to think about what I've done.


Anybody else have had some funny-as-hell suicides?

I always go kamikaze in Killzone (Cook the grenade but dont let go, and dash into a group) suprisingly efficinet.

Playing Enemy Territory (Shame on you all for not playing that more often) Im usually a suicider when my team sucks...

On the Beach map, im always the one running towards the enemy fort trying to lock in a good aristriketo give the Enginner a window to build up the ramp, its Fantabulous!

Well in Ghost Recon 2 I happen to like the SAW and claymore mines. Both of which have provided much hilarity though not always through suicide.

Claymores: Its really damn hard to tell which way those damn things are pointing. God forbid you forget which direction you planted it while luring your opponent into the trap. I've set of many of them only to kill myself while my friend was rushing me.

The SAW: This was an attempted suicide that didn't pan out. You see me and my friend were standing right around the corner from each other. We both knew exactly were the other was and neither wanted to make a move. So at the same moment we decide to rush out and just start blasting. Be has an M16 on full auto and I have a SAW and we rush around the corner firing on full auto. We spin around each other keeping the targeting reticles fairly well centered. Then we both simultaneously run out of ammo and high tail it out of there. Something like 400 rounds of ammo fired at less then 2 inches away and not a single shot hit. It just wasn't our day to die I guess.

Half Life 2 DM:

A friend and I are screwing around on the ruined building map with our gravity guns. After failing at playing exploding barrel catch, we get the brilliant idea to launch ourselves as high into the air as possible using explosions. So we scour the entire map, stack as many barrels together as possible and he jumps on top of it then fires straight into it. He flies to the very top of the map but he doesn't die; we had so much exploding garbage going off at the same time that we somehow broke the Source engine.

Battlefield 2:


SpecOps Kit.
I'm on Wake Island and we're duking it for control of a flag. A tank rolls on in and everyone leaps for cover while it starts lobbing shells at us all. Instead of diving for cover I instead run for the tank, leap up onto the tank right next to the big fat turret, slap down some C4 on the tank, and then let unleash the mightiest girly scream I can as I hit the detonator.

I also have a habit of divebombing tanks with transport helicopters. With the helicopter as the projectile.

Either that one or the one game I was playing, I tell my teammates to go on without me because I can easily handle the monsters attacking us. I then get swarmed under and sob quietly into the headset/mic.
Yup..

Not so much a suicide as a kamikaze.

OK, This happened in Halo 1 co-op on the heroic setting. I'm pretty sure this was on the Silent Cartographer level.

Both me and my buddy make our way into a building and come across this huge group of Covies. There were only one or two Elites, but a crap-ton of Jakels and Grunts. Both of us run in, guns blazing. We manage to down all the Elites because those were the ones we were aiming for, but in the process I'm maimed by plasma pistols.

We hunker down behind some cover a little ways back to recharge our shields. I could see quite a few baddies coming after us, somewhere between six and eight. My health was in the red, so I was like, "Screw this, I'll just respawn later." I charge out of cover shooting and punching anything that moves (though that really only consisted of one particularly unlucky Grunt in a narrow section of here we were) and I go down with a huge amount of Needler rounds exploding in me.

This is where things start getting fuzzy, as I never witnessed the full effect of what I had done, due to dieing and all. I saw the needler explosion detonate the plasma grenade or grenades that the Grunt I just meleed to death. After that my camera cut away.

According to my friend, the needler explosion detonated plasma grenades, which proceeded to detonate more plasmas, which killed everything in the room except my friend. He had used my suicidal charge to put some distance between himself and the covies and whip out a sniper rifle.

After I respawned, I took a look at the carnage, and most of the walls were covered in scorching or purple and blue blood. Since then, I have purposefully had him tag me and run at the enemy in the hope of recreating what I did before.

Well i code guns in Ut2004 and well i created a sniper that ricocheted a unlimited number of times (even off of bodys) and so i was in a closed room with the admin who wanted to see my gun in action. (my spawnpoint was in there as my request) and so i fire the gun at a monster he summoned and my screen whent white. i respawned and died again and again and again till the server crashed... my friend still has the videoof that one. my sceond funnyest suicide was when i created a gun that shrunk people and tryed it on myself. it made me so small i fell through the gaps in the floor

Now thats a big Title™
 

Team Fortress Classic:

Me-Demoman: "Damn thats high. Wish I could jump that high..."
*Insert Lightbulb above head*
*Set Detpack 5 seconds*
Me-Demoman: "Wee!!"
*Note to self: Detpack Jumping does NOT work...*

Half Life - I went after Nihilanth with a crowbar, spending who knows how long just trying to drop into his head.

Super Smash Bros - both my friends were playing Pichu, and were charging up their quick attack on opposite ends of Final Destination, with high damage. They hit each other and both flew back, killing each other and ending the match in a draw.