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adamark 07-26-2007 10:55 AM

GRIM REAPER IS A CAT!
 
Oscar the cat has an uncanny ability to predict the final hours of humans in the nursing home where he lives. In 25 observed cases (who knows how many unobserved cases!), he has had very few mistakes.

"Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don't know he's there, so patients aren't aware he's a harbinger of death."

"If Oscar really is a furry grim reaper, it's also possible his behavior could be driven by self-centered pleasures like a heated blanket placed on a dying person, Dodman said."

Ah-ha! So, the truth comes out! :sweatdrop

Sithdarth 07-26-2007 11:06 AM

The Egyptians were so right about that whole cat thing. In other news:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../deathcat2.png

or if you prefer
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../deathcat1.png

Satan's Onion 07-26-2007 02:04 PM

Death from Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels likes cats; perhaps it isn't too farfetched to imagine cats subbing for the Grim Reaper =P .

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope 07-26-2007 02:41 PM

I always knew Death was a pussy.

Mondt 07-26-2007 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Mac
I always knew Death was a pussy.

You just broke my brain.

*rocks back and forth, wide-eyed, mouthing, "pun," repeatedly*

Bobbey 07-26-2007 03:18 PM

They were talking about this on Live with Regis and Kelly this morning...

...

What? I had nothing else to watch...

Zilla 07-26-2007 03:48 PM

Well, how else is the cat going to earn a "living"?


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