Britney Spears = The Bloody Countess
 

Erzsébet Báthory, a well known countess for she would bath in the blood of young girls to try and reverse the aging effects of her skin. It just might be me but Britney seems reminiscent the life of the countess before she went of her bloody spree. Lets face it Britneys going crazy because shes getting older and facing life.

Doomed to age will she fallow the path of the Countess? Will she back hand one of her lackys on the cheek and notice the blood makes her skin look younger? This is what a nerd thinks of when theres nothing but Access Hollywood on!

Is it sad that upon reading "The Bloody Countess" I immediately thought, "Diablo II"?

Well... I actually thought he was seriously talking about Diablo II until I looked it up on wikipedia.

I thought it was Diablo II, also...

I thought it was going to be an incredibly misplaced RO thread.

I thought he might've been talking about Vampire Hunter D, I completely forgot about the Diablo II bit.

El Quinto Diablo's (proper positioning of words ftw!) nsfw rule forbids me from telling you about my... amusement at the words Bloody Countess.

I'm not sure how that's possible, but if it is then that's probably for the best.

So... I'm the only who thought of Bathory, not video games, anime and wherever the hell Neko was going? Wow I feel sophisticated from my knowledge of ancient lunatics.

Oh I knew who Lady Bathory was, I just have no faith in any of you guys having any kind of sophistication.