HIGHLANDER

"There can only be one highlander!"

"Grab a beer, there's a cold one in the fridge."
"I know - it's my fridge."

*More to come*

...?

I did what now?

I asked the famous, "What is best in life?" and you failed to reply with the correct response! I am saddened!

Hot water, good dentistry, and soft lavatory paper.

Damn it Roy, you really are evil!

Stop it, stop it! This objectification of women has to stop!
It's just Mom and whores.

*sigh* Fine.

[arnold]To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.[/arnold]

More classic Doctor Who, because I haven't inflicted enough on you:

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." -the Fourth Doctor (Tom Baker)

"Before you start annihilating the thing, why don't we just take a look at it?" -the Third Doctor (Jon Pertwee), probably to the Brigadier

And a classic from Red Dwarf:

from "Inquisitor": Each of the Dwarfers is being judged by the Inquisitor, who has decided that the fairest judge of the worth of each of their lives is--although it's a bit metaphysical--themselves. Here's the Cat's trial:
Cat: Hi, buddy!
Inquisitor (Cat): This is your judgment day, bud. I gotta be cruel! There can be no favors.
Cat: I'm hearing you on FM!
Inquisitor (Cat): I have to ask you the question: justify your existence--what contribution have you made?
Cat: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass!
Inquisitor (Cat): Well, that's true.
Cat: Can I go now?
Inquisitor (Cat): That's your case?
Cat: You need more?
Inquisitor (Cat): Some might say that's a pretty shallow argument.
Cat: Some might say I'm a pretty shallow guy--but a shallow guy with a great ass.

"Rule 1: Never underestimate a little wrinkly old bald man who smiles all the time."

"Rule 19: Always remember never to forget Rule 1. And ask yourself, why did they come up with it in the first place?"

"She never would have known she was living in Heaven."

"Maybe they're just wrong. Maybe you're just wrong. Maybe I'm just wrong."

"Take a light into the dark places."

"That's how it goes." "No, you mean that's how it should go."

"That's how it goes." "No, this is how it shouldn't go."

"AH, MATHS. I GENERALLY GET NO FARTHER THAN SUBTRACTION."

"PEOPLE HAVE SUGGESTED A LITTLE LEVITY WOULD LIGHTEN THE OCCASION."

"It costs quite a lot of money to look this cheap."

"I'm in touch with my inner child." *slap!* "Hi! I'm the inner babysitter!"

Speaking of, Fifth--one of my favorites, from Night Watch:

"That was always the dream, wasn't it? 'I wish I knew then what I know now'? But when you got older, you found out that you now wasn't you then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road of becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp.

A much better dream, one that'd ensure sounder sleep, was not to know now what you didn't know then."

Oh, and becasue I like to indulge my need to feel superior, the quote I think you're looking for with that last one is "Yes, it costs a lot of money to look as cheap as this, sergeant." Don't hurt me too much for correcting you =P ; I just had the book handy and that is an excellent scene...