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"Are you username 'Ladiesman217'?!"
"what?"
"Are you username 'Ladiesman217'?!!"
"yea..."
"Where is eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?!"
- Transformers

I just watched that movie, so it's very memorable for me.

one of my favorite Futurama quotes

Fry: What really killed the dinosaurs

Giant Brain: ME!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan's Onion

Oh, and becasue I like to indulge my need to feel superior, the quote I think you're looking for with that last one is "Yes, it costs a lot of money to look as cheap as this, sergeant." Don't hurt me too much for correcting you =P ; I just had the book handy and that is an excellent scene...

No worries*, those were pretty much all from memory so I suspect they're all off to one degree or another.

*Haw haw

Quote:

What really killed the dinosaurs

Giant Brain: ME!

"SCOOTY PUFF JUNIOR SUUUUUUUUCKS!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

"SCOOTY PUFF JUNIOR SUUUUUUUUCKS!"

Only thing better was that the other one said "Scooty Puff Senior: the doom bringer"

I always thought the best parts of Night Watch was where Vimes tried to reason out Lu-Tze's explanations. "That's not right at all, but a very good lie!"

Also, my favorite singular Futurama quote hovers between Hermes's "That raises even more questions!" when Bender starts smoking underwater, or the Professor's "Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be."

Just random quotes:

"I'm gonna sew your ass up and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you!"

I've always thought Honor was a good name for a girl.
Oh, you know how mean kids can be. "Did you get Honor? I got Honor!"
Of course I got Honor, she's easy!
Turk, that's your daughter!
I know :(

You smart enough to play stupid?
I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.

I'm not saying it's a great Hodgkins, it's a good Hodgkins.

Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
A picture of me?
No! The definition of the word "idiot"! Which you fucking are!

"I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!"

"If the apocalypse comes, beep me." - Buffy Summers

And another funny Buffy quote

The Judge (Big blue unstoppable ancient demon): "No weapon forged can harm me!"
Buffy: "That was then," *Raises rocket launcher*, "this is now."

The Judge: "What's that do?"

BOOM!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beast Wars

Rattrap: We're all gonna die...
[everyone glares at him]
Rattrap: Yeah, yeah, I know... shut up, Rattrap!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beast Wars again

Rattrap: We're gonna die.
Optimus Primal: Do you always have to be this pessimistic?
Rattrap: Okay, okay. First we're gonna fall, THEN we're gonna die.

This one came entirely from mind though. >_>

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pulp Fiction

The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work.
Vincent: A please would be nice.
The Wolf: Come again?
Vincent: I said a please would be nice.
The Wolf: Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick! I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.
Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that...
Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me.
The Wolf: If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car!

*looks at mushroom cloud*
"What is that?"
"Its a giant mushroom! MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY!"

Dont you love a drugged up Sokka

Final Fantasy IV

Tellah: YOU SPOONY BARD!!

Final Fantasy VI

Kefka: Wait? Do I look like a waiter?

Kefka: Son of a submariner!!