GEORGE SR.: A husband and wife cannot be convicted of the same crime!
MICHAEL: Yeah, I don't think that's true, Dad.
GEORGE SR.: I have the worst fucking attorneys.

(A longish one)
MICHAEL: You probably don't even know what this charity auction's for.
LINDSAY: The wetlands.
MICHAEL: To do what with them?
LINDSAY: To dry them.
MICHAEL: To save them.
LINDSAY: From drying!

GEORGE: There was 20 grand in that banana stand!

LUCILLE: There were 20 CCs of your father in that banana stand!

TOBIAS: Oh, no, Michael. I blue myself.
MICHAEL: There's gotta be a better way of saying that.

TROY: Referring to Veronica's car. Flat?
VERONICA: Just as God made me.

Some from Ghostbusters:

At least one from Aliens:

And what is probably my favorite quote from the Indiana Jones films:
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Oh, and I almost forgot this one from Stargate: SG-1:

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Transformers' best line

S7 Dude: I'm going to count to 5.
Soldier: Well I'm going to count to 3.

From Studio 60:

Jack:Can't you air the dress rehearsal?
Cal:Well...you know how we record in RGB?
Jack:Yeah.
Cal: We forgot the B.
Jack: You forgot to record the color blue?!

...

Jack: Please broadcast in the full spectrum of colors.
Cal: Try my best.
Jack: Gonna be a good show tonight?
Cal: Can't see how.

You know what's even better than normal quotes? Tick Quotes!

"Roof pig! Most unexpected!"

"You're not going crazy, Arthur! You're going sane in a crazy world!"

"This wine is delicious!"
"Mmm, yes, very grape."

"Good boy Speak!"
"...I love you."
"Right on!"

Those are just the first to come to mind. I managed to fill an entire two pages of my friend's yearbook with Tick quotes back in high school...

Boondocks:
"A nigga moment"

Saint's Row:
"When I find (a certain person), I'm gonna skullf*** that b**ch!"
*pause*
"Hope you don't mind hepatitis."
"...What?"

Advance Wars DS:
"Jugger has no need for hair."

Also, I like pretty much all of this: (profanity warning)
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More Buffyverse greatness, because I can:

"I must be the only girl in school who has the coroners office bookmarked as a favourite place." -Willow.

"I laugh in the face of danger, the I hide till it goes away." -Xander.

"Oh good, the feeble banter portion of the fight." -The Master.

"Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know?" -Spike, to a recently dark-sided Angel.

"Darn, I have cheerleading practice tonight. If I knew you were going to be digging up dead people sooner I would've cancelled." -Cordelia.

"Well, we could grind our enemies bones into talcum powder with a sledgehammer but, gosh, we did that last night." -Xander, on deciding what to do for the night.

And a few more dialogs:

Xander [talking about a disgusting parasite insect demon that the group are examining]: Can I just say, for the record, bleargghh!!
Buffy: I see your "bleargghh" and raise you a "gnarrhhrr"!!

Drusilla: I can see the stars.
Spike: That's the ceiling love. Also it's daytime.
Drusilla: I can see them. I've named them all the same name and there's terrible confusion.

Giles: Grave robbing? That's knew... interesting.
Buffy: I know you meant to say "gross and disturbing" right?
Giles: Oh yes yes yes, terrible thing. Must put a stop to it. Damn it.

Amy: I don't know, intent has to be pure with love spells.
Xander: Right, I intend revenge. Pure as the driven snow.

Willow: "That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. [aside to Buffy, worried] And I think I'm kinda gay."
Buffy: [reassuringly] "Willow, just remember that a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person that it was."
Angel: [without thinking] "Well, actually... [gets a look from Buffy] That's a good point."

I could go on, but that's enough for now.

Vampire Willow gets me hotter than anything else ever has before.

Dammit.

To be on topic:


(Anya just died)
Andrew: She was incredible. She died saving my life.
Xander: That's my girl. Always doing the stupid thing.

And:


(Spike is sacrificing himself to save the world)
Buffy: I love you.
Spike: No you don't. But thanks for saying it. Now go. I want to see how it ends.

When Wolf joins your team temporarily in Star Fox Command, you can send him to fight with you. One of the ones you can do is stopping missiles from getting to the Great Fox. Here's what he says when he has to go intercept one.

I also liked this moment from Friends, when Rachel was pregnant and was supposed to have the kid several days ago. She waddles into the room, pissed off, and Chandler looks forward with an expression of plastered on excitement.

"Did you have the baby yet!?"

Just about any quote from Transformers was awesome. Especially "ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217?!"