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Forever Zero 03-04-2004 09:56 PM

Wait, why a Zenith? What powers do they have I don't know about?

Dante 03-04-2004 10:03 PM

You don't know? Check out the page again. You were telling me about Dawn, Zenith, Twilight, Night, and Eclipse this morning.

And besides, they ARE the Chosen of the Unconquered Sun... heh heh heh...

IHateMakingNames 03-05-2004 12:58 AM

Is that the horse loving guy?

Krylo 03-05-2004 12:58 AM

Yes, yes it is. Rastus. I just figured if one half human race was good enough for him... why not all of them?

IHateMakingNames 03-05-2004 12:59 AM

How would you even do a snake? Do they have holes? (I don't know much about reptile sex... Let alone snake sex...)

Forever Zero 03-05-2004 01:01 AM

Damnit, why do we always get to talking about wierd sex at about 1:00? I'm going to bed and prempting the coming conversation...

Dante 03-05-2004 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IHateMakingNames
How would you even do a snake? Do they have holes? (I don't know much about reptile sex... Let alone snake sex...)

Dante's answer: When you are very high on some baaaaaad shit.

Textbook answer: The male snake discharges the spermatozoa through a cloaca and anal hooks that are inserted into the cloaca of the female during the breeding season. These hooks bind the male and the female together while the spermatozoa are being discharged.

In other words, a male snake uses anal claws to attach himself to the female and he bleeds his sperm into her through a vagina-like orifice... Much like tribadism.

(I'm a biologist. It's my job to know.)

Krylo 03-05-2004 01:19 AM

Short answer: "Yes, they have a hole." But... here's my question... would it be lubricated or would rastus need some KY?

Dante 03-05-2004 01:26 AM

You would probably need KY. The hole is meant for fluid transfer, not genital insertion.

EDIT: Of course, considering snakes lay eggs, the cloaca might be able to stretch.

Krylo 03-06-2004 04:11 PM

Sorry about kinda sticking this on my back burner, but I don't have much to do with my character without Ren, and she hasn't been feeling well the last few days. Plus, I have things I need to happen with them/their courts before anything else happens too much. I'm going to advance the plot a bit today, however. Around this time tomorrow... or a little earlier (but in the middle of the night when all the rest of you are sleeping), I'll fast forward time a bit (about three or four days should do it I think). So do what you need to do this IC day and the next, and before that I'll do some Jareth/Ren/Ogre Army stuff.

Repost:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAD
ooc: so is that your reccomendation for the character? To stay in the palace?

Up to you. If you stay in the palace you'll probably end up being asked to join the human army when it moves. If you decide to leave the stalkers will probably have you keep an eye on the ogre army/join a small group designed to weaken their ranks through stealthy murder type things and try to redirect them/evacuate cities in their path.


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