Avvy 5 Disco - Because we're ALL going with Mauve's cupcakes
 

And who wouldn't?

Disco?

Curse you POS, now I need to stop channeling slapstick and start channeling the elemental plane of disco.

... right after I finish up my slapstick plans.

Which would be a lot sooner if Melfice would react already.

Just pointing out a little bit of history in my last post folks, not some sort of god moddy thing.

I find it quite ironic that during NPF Saves Christmas, very little Christmas was saved.

Unless you count the destruction of a figure who personified a gift-giving frenzy that promoted inflated gift sales for corporate entities who told the consumer that they HAD to buy little timmy $300 dollars worth of christmas crap, and utterly burying the TRUE meaning of christmas, which involves being with loved ones and possibly praising some jewish guy.

Melfice reacts to what now?

... oh. Seltzer.
Carp... figured that actually rebounded back to you. >_< I read over it too quickly.
Erm... editation of my post will commence rapidly.

I have just de-pantsed someone, preferably Mesden.

Raiden or Pyros are also acceptable choices, and Asheth would certainly not be objected to.

...Pyros, you killed Santa? YOU @#$%&@! It's all your fault! No wonder this other Santa hates us.

In other news! Can't wait to get back to stuff exploding.

...Can I side with Santa and arrange for Pyros to die?

The fat man had it coming! He was both fat, and he gave things out! Which meant he had both the sin gluttony, and the virtue of generosity! He could not truly exist with such polar extremes within himself, and eventually would have exploded!

Keyman is currently suffering from a severe case of slapstick, and is therefore simultaneously totally inept at everything he attempts, and effectively immortal.

So basically, he's channeling something not too dissimilar to a certain coyote, or possibly a cat.

Actually, it was never made clear that Santa died. From what I understand, he was simply rolled into a ditch and left to die. I submit that, as powerful a being as he must be to deliver toys to all the world's children over the course of a single night, such an act isn't quite enough to kill him.

Furthermore, while this is a duplicate Santa created by a space-time imprint that was manifested within the reality bubble environment system, he is not a duplicate of the Santa from NPF Saves Christmas.

He is, in fact, a duplicate of Santa from around last Tuesday who was implanted in his castle during a recreation of the events from NPF Saves Christmas.

So, not only does he remember every horrible thing many of you people did to him and his property under the premise of "saving" Christmas, he also has to deal with the indignity of suddenly and inexplicably finding himself right back at that exact moment.

So he's very, very angry and you're all on his naughty list.