For inspiration for our final, penultimate fight against SATAN/SANTA/SATANTA, I do recall a song that should be helpful in inspiring everyone in their Santa related posts.

THE NIGHT THAT SANTA WENT CRAZY!

True inspiriation is coming your way at the cost of bandwidth.

But that's for later. =D

Also:

I 100% realize that Nikose is not going to be the new Santa. However, this is exactly how he would act, and how I would act if the situation arose, and I can't let it slip. XD

OK, just for refrence, I'm making JAQ as like a show or a movie that was done.

Just as a note, Keyman did not get what he thought he got.

He picked up "replacements" which were placed there on the hopes that he didn't notice that his stuff was gone.

He actually picked up the Headband of the Canine Soul and the Gem of Soul's Form.

And on we go. Finally.

Name: Santa Claus
Rank: Boss
Appearance: Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? He's the goddamn Santa Claus! Oh, except he's been working out apparently and is built like a semi.
Weapons/Items:
-Sack of Holding: Commonly slung over Santa's shoulder is the sack full of gifts he gives to all the children of the world, a magical bag with limitless holding capacity without such silly things like immense weight. Not that it doesn't hurt like hell when he swings it at you. However, using it as a blunt weapon is the least of its powers, for within it is an unlimited supply of potentially dangerous toys with which he can attack, as well as the ever-dangerous self-igniting coal that only the naughtiest of the naughty are given....
-Christmas Sleigh: A large sled, levitated by the power of eight magical flying reindeer. It's big, heavy, and made of wood and metal in all the appropriate places.
-Reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Donner, Blitzen, Cupid and Comet. They are bigass arctic moose-deer-things that can fly, have huge pointy antlers and apparently live forever.
Special Abilities:
-Super Strength: He keeps a lot of coal around and is now able to crush it into diamonds. You figure it out.
-Christmas Magic: Not just for feel-good holiday specials anymore. He can attack with ice ("Let It Snow"), fire ("Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"), earth ("Jingle Bell Rock"), hallucinations ("Visions of Sugar Plums"), and even seduction ("I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus").

Isn't this the boss battle music from Lufia 2? It seems like it....

OH wells! Asheth's got a date with a Not-So-Jolly Fat man!

It sounds like your average boss fight track for Final Fantasy VI done only in piano. It's not Armored's personal favorite. Kickass boss fights should always have bitchin' techno.

Yeah, this is preferably a musical cue that I would have used for some sort of one-on-one encounter, but there's a surprising rarity of good interpretations of "The Fierce Battle", which I feel would have been a bit more fitting for the battle with Santa.

Just incase anyone is wondering why I'd be worried about Santa being a robot.

http://www.robopocalypse.com/RAD/2005_12_25.jpg

Also, to those of you who are still like, "I'ma go in to the building anyway!" The door is currently covered in a thick wall of ice. I guess I didn't make that clear enough.