I'm more like "I'ma hide behind Santa's fluffies!"

I would never try to bypass this battle! Mainly because I fucking hate Christmas. When it boils down to it, it's such a shitty holiday.

See peoples? You peons may deride me as nothing more than an egotistical psychotic with a flare for the grandeur, but in the end, i face my problems like a man!

And sometimes like a woman!

And frequently like a child!

But mostly like a man!

In this case, Andy Roddick!

Oh who am I kidding. It's Asheth and she's making funny noises as she plays. Friggin Maria Sharapova! HYUH!

Oh good lord I want to...

And yeah. Hallucinations all around. Visual and auditory accuracy as well as ability to mentally focus are severely compromised for most of you. LAWL NEGATIVE STATUS EFFECTS ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE.

Crap. Now I have to edit my post.

Aaaaand done. I guess I should start reading the discussion thread BEFORE I post, instead of after. Or something.

That would probably make sense.

I'm more like "I'ma do whatever" kinda guy, myself.

On another note, fish bombs. =3

Santa saved me. I am so totally not fighting, I got a HAT, BITCHES. <3

It is a PRETTY hat.

I want one.

Or a milkybone.

Either works.

Newb? I swear to god, if Keydog attempts to bite my new hat, I'm going to kill him. Hard.

Now why would he go and do a thing like that?

He wouldn't, that's why!

It was obviously those sugarplums.