I'm more like "I'ma hide behind Santa's fluffies!"

I would never try to bypass this battle! Mainly because I fucking hate Christmas. When it boils down to it, it's such a shitty holiday.

See peoples? You peons may deride me as nothing more than an egotistical psychotic with a flare for the grandeur, but in the end, i face my problems like a man!

And sometimes like a woman!

And frequently like a child!

But mostly like a man!

In this case, Andy Roddick!

Oh who am I kidding. It's Asheth and she's making funny noises as she plays. Friggin Maria Sharapova! HYUH!

Oh good lord I want to...

And yeah. Hallucinations all around. Visual and auditory accuracy as well as ability to mentally focus are severely compromised for most of you. LAWL NEGATIVE STATUS EFFECTS ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE.

Crap. Now I have to edit my post.

Aaaaand done. I guess I should start reading the discussion thread BEFORE I post, instead of after. Or something.

That would probably make sense.

I'm more like "I'ma do whatever" kinda guy, myself.

On another note, fish bombs. =3

Santa saved me. I am so totally not fighting, I got a HAT, BITCHES. <3

It is a PRETTY hat.

I want one.

Or a milkybone.

Either works.

Newb? I swear to god, if Keydog attempts to bite my new hat, I'm going to kill him. Hard.

Now why would he go and do a thing like that?

He wouldn't, that's why!

It was obviously those sugarplums.

And that's what happons when a cold-blooded girl is stuck in a cold area for too long, even with fire powers.

And THAT, ladies and gentleman, is Flare's biggest weakness.

Lying unconscious in the corner is BORING!

Now you can sit in the corner huddled in a blanket petting a puppy!

Much better!

Newb,

Flare is a Lamia. Lamia are snake people. Snakes are cold-blooded, ergo, Flare is cold-blooded.

Cold-blooded means she cannot regulate her body tempature, though she can handle cooler temps with fire, but in this case, it's lights-out for Flare until it warms up, or someone heats up her body though all the armor she's got on. It's not a status effect, it's something that naturally occurs.

Besides, she doesn't like dogs due to allergies. (just like in RL.)

Erm...

An electric blanket provides heat.

But since you seem determined to sit out this scene, I'll leave you alone.

Well, my laptop's down, and all I got is my work computer, so I figured it'd be a good cover for while I'm inactive.

Ah, okay.

I'll sit here with the plug in my mouth until after Santa goes again.

I'm sure I'll find something to be distracted by.

Be prepared for a song rendition of the current events (possibly) within a few posts.

I have been waiting and waiting for an opportunity to reference West Side Story.

And there it is.

Well, I think blasting off at the speed of light can't be far away now for the fifth Arhra and bizarro Flare (Or 'Flair' as everyone should refer to her. Come on people, all the cool kids are doing it. You want to be cool too, don't you?). People do not like other people tearing up their corporate monoliths.

Also, I came to the realisation that any weapons Arhra stole would probably be reasonably crappy, seeing they're just taken off sentry turrets from what is now an outmoded security system. On the plus side, she also stole that Anti-Skills System which I'm sure some of the people from Avvy 3 remember. While hard to actually use on anyone, it could come in handy.

Isn't salvage fun?

Actually, I think ShadowFlare won't be blasting off, since she isn't the one causing the damage. *Evil grin*

Plus I kinda need her to stay in there so she can figure out the portals, learn about where exactly she's at, and in general to set up the NPF RP I had put forth....In fact I wasn't planning on taking her this far in this one.

Ah, a foreshadowing of Mirrorverse NPF eh? I like it, it's like some grand master plan all coming together to form an intricate tapestry of quality story telling.

oh look POS should be making the new conversation thread and posting a link soon. =D


edit: SPITE LINK: http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=23805