What if the main character had been Kazuma from S-Cry-ED?
 

Something Krylo came up with a while back. Basically take any anime, and then instead of whoever was actually the main character, you put Kazuma from S-Cry Ed.

Cowboy Bebop: Kazuma in the first episode, "Yo Jet, there's this dude Vicious who fucked things up for me and my girlfriend, I'm gonna go murder him and then rip a crime syndicate apart piece by piece with my bare hands. Dinner's at eight, right?"

Naruto: "You know I guess I am a shitty ninja - so you know what instead of that I'm gonna be an awesome ninja, and start by beating the shit out of Sasuke, and then beating the shit out of that guy with the fucked-up snake fetish, and then beating the shit out of Sosuke again."

Evangelion: Basically this. And this.

So anyway I thought that might be fun for people.

Ok, try and figure this one out...





DBZ! ...What?! I have no clue but it'd be funny.

It probably be about the same, but the entire series would end in 26 episodes, due to lack of pussyfooting around the ass beatings.

I think the big difference would be in Gohan's upbringing. "What the fuck, you're making him do homework? The kid can shoot death-rays out of his diapers no I'm not having him sit the fuck around so you can turn him into a fucking high school chemistry teacher."

Also yeah, every time someone jerks around taking four episodes to transform into their next form is another time Kazuma says you know I'd like to beat the shit out of you in your Mega Ultra Bad-Azz McScarypants form but I haven't got all day" and then he'd kill them right there in the middle of whatever stupid transformation and then go find someone else to fight.

Um.... Azumanga Daioh....

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Oh my god...

I just pictured Kazuma as Osaka.

Hmmm..... Sailor Moon. That would be disturbing in completely new levels. Oh and it's Kazuma there just with Sailor Moon's powers, not her with his personality.

I.. don't like this game anymore.

I have the image of Kazuma in a sailor fuku.

GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!

I have some good ones, but they aren't anime. Although in this case, I don't think it'd matter much.

Final Fantasies 7, 8, and 10.

That would be rather ridiculous... but at least the main characters wouldn't be as annoying to a lot of people.

I think eight would end with Kazu-Squall beating Odine and his inventions to death.

Ten would probably be mostly the same, except without the romance, and with a totally different attitude. But, I mean, Tidus wanted to beat the fuck out of Sin and Yunalesca and FUCK the final summoning. I'm pretty sure Kazuma would feel the same way, just with less whining about it along the way.