CSI : Miami and the Deadly One-liners
 

Really... how is this not amusing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWTJ1YZJsYk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceHnUrUAbho

And also... just for the heck of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d54Ok6Uz_A

Weebl and Bob: CSI Pieami

They nail the pisstake!

I hate that main dude in Miami..

It's just the way he talks..something really aggravates me about it.

http://www.biggercheese.com/comics/0701.png

Horatio Caine? I think he's kinda cool...

Yeah, I think Horatio was the main reason I stopped watching Miami. I like Gary Sinise's character on NY much better, although no one seems to like that series.

Odd, Horatio is my second favourite character out of all three CSIs (My favourite being Grissom)

That said, his one-liners were incredibly corny, but at least he was better than NYs main character: The Crime Fighting Monotone.

Horatio was the reason I started watching Miami. Sure, he tosses off pure cheese every now and then, and he's gonna develop a hump one day, but I think that's what makes him so... loveable? That and he comes off (to me) as tough, with those wicked shades and his overall attitude.
It's a fun show to just laugh at, too. Everyone's so serious, and yet they're all comedians. It's strange, and yet I can't help but like it.

Did he....did he just put sunglasses on top of sunglasses? Because that's pure rad.

I like the supporting characters on Miami, I just can't stand Horatio.

It's the whole "I'm so cool I'm not going to look at you when I talk to you."

Everytime he does, I feel like taking a plane, flying to hollywood, renting a taxi, driving to his studio, and punching him in the face.

I can't stand CSI: Miami anymore, for these reasons:

1) Horatio's whole maneurisms and one-liners are just a massive pain in the ass.

2) Everything is so cheesy! There is an episode where you everyone walking on a beach and laughing while the sun sets in the background.

3) Who the FUCK gave their editors the various filters!? Randomly they show the same image twice, in quadrants, reverse it, do crazy off focuses, etc.

4) The god-damn soundtrack. Seriously, who is choosing the rap to accompany the cast doing lab work?

5) The characters that can do absolutely anything, regardless of how complex things ACTUALLY are.

6) They have SUPER HI-TECH GADGETZ that can do absolutely anything regardless of how complicated or simple it actually is. One episode, they had a device that detected chemical concentrations in the air, and could indicate where there was a higher concentration. Of course, it's a super-rare super hi-tech devize. Guess what? I have a device that does the exact same thing: IT'S CALLED A DOG.

7) The ridiculously implausible situations. Some highlights include Horatio going to Bogota or someplace, finding his nephew aged five years overnight, and discovering a drug-lord with a plot to detonate a bomb or something for not apparent reason. He then kills the drug-lord for killing his wife, stops the bomb from going off, and then finds his nephew who realizes the folly of his actions. Other highlights include a constant reference to a shadowy "The feds," who seem to be doing anything they can that is detrimental, Horatio hunting down a terrorist cell before stopping their attack on a power-plant by breaking out his hidden sniping-skillz, and everyone getting into trouble at some time in some ridiculous way.

8) The series dogged insistence that it is trying to be realistic. Bullshit.

9) It keeps trying to be an action show...but it just isn't an action show.