The little things you notice...
 

Mainly, i'm talking about when i went to Canadian Tire earlier. I picked up some blank CDs and DVDs. When i brought them home i opened them up to burn some things when i noticed...

"Man, these things really smell like old celery!"

Anyone else notice wierd little things like that?

Oh, that's so weird.
We had two stacks. One smelled like dill pickles and the other smelled like maple syrup.

What the hell are they doing in the CD factories?

For some reason, basketballs--new basketballs, specifically--smell like cheap chocolate to me: like Easter chocolate, y'know?

I noticed today, for the first time (I swear to God this is true), that I am going to have to poop for the rest of my life. And that just pissed me off.

I noticed that clouds get angered when you curse at them.

Continually?

Because I could totally understand that.

I feel sorry for him, using a laptop in the Bathroom.

It'd be convenient, though. You'd never have to get up. Really, all you'd need to do is hook yourself up to some sort of life-support unit that pumps you full of vital nutrients and stuff and you're pretty much set.
Muscle atrophy? Pah, no one needs muscles these days.

Especially if you're chained to a toilet pooping. I sure as hell wouldn't want to stand up from that.

Bad grammar pisses me off, especially the little stuff like difference between possessive and plural. It's just an apostrophe, people! Learn how to use it correctly!

It's = It is, it has
Its = possessive

Oh and by the way, it's "Amy and I went to the grocery store," and "Mom wants Amy and me to go to Wal-Mart." This one pisses me off to no end when used incorrectly.