Lefthanders unite!
 

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Left handers of the forum unite! No longer shall we be crushed by our evil right handed overlords.
Notice how all the post and reply buttons are on the right side? Coincidence? I think not.
Do not fear. Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar will be on our side and lead us to victory!

Awesome. I'm in.

I write with both hands, can I still join?

Overthrowing our northpawed oppressors? Okay. Sweet. When do we start?

Damn straight, lefties should rule! =D

will there be pie?

I replaced the pie with flesh, Enjoy.

We've ironically already taken over my evolution and genetics lab(the demonstrator was getting the different genotypes and it popped up that of the 20 in the lab, 13 of us were lefties) from there it's a short step to the world! So yeah I'm in.

Though not to demean our plots and all, but shouldn't this be in offtopic?

You puny left-hander's cannot take over the world.

You are out numbered.
You lack the right-handiness to use most tools.

You are inferior.

Yes but we can defeat all your defences by attacking from the left. It'll catch you unawares.
Pie shall be plentiful as shall be puppies.
None of you ambidextrous guys though. You people are mutants.

If you're not right handed you're wrong handed!!

Stone the Abominacations!