#880: "Could have been clearing my throat."
 

Thing is, Thief would have said exactly the same thing had it actually been his allergies.

If he has any.

I'm glad he used bastard because i was going to say something worse....

One of these days, she's going to realise they have no intention of saving anything, world or otherwise.

Then something bad is going to happen. Probably to Black Mage.

Each of them have something to save, even if it's not specifically the world itself.

Fighter would save his friends.
Thief would save his money.
Red Mage would save his game.

And as for Black Mage? He would save his virginity, even if he doesn't want to.

I doubt it. The universe continuing to exist to Black Mage is enough terrible things happening to Black Mage by itself, we don't need to rely on any sort of grand scheme of Black Mage going through even worse agony.

Because honestly, White Mage killing him would probably do him a favor. The only thing greater than his own death is killing everyone and everything, save her, or a nice bit of sexing her.

White Mage'll soon get completely fed up with them. Especially when she understands that it isn't their stupidity that stops them from saving the world, they just don't want to. :D
^Actually, he's already lost it, I believe. Castle of Ordeals, anyone? When he turned self-love into an atrocity? (I really hope that's what the joke meant, else I've messed up big :P)

I like this comic. The dialogue is convincing, especially in the first two panels. It sounds like people talking to each other. Rather than characters spouting humorous monologues or random wisecracks at every turn I mean. Not that there's anything wrong with what I consider 8BT's greatest strength comedy-wise, but the variety is nice.

Yeah, and it's funny too. :)

That's what I got from it. The truly disturbing thing is it was only self love he hadn't made an atrocity, necrophilia was old hat at this point.

I can't unsee it now.