The Worst Movies Ever Made
 

What are some of the worst movies ever made?

What movie?
Why?

I have to say just about anything that MST2K or 3K made fun of.

BTW, for all the uninitiated out there, MST stands for Mystery Science Theater.

3 Words: Dungeons and Dragons.

Inaccurate, cheesy effects, HORRIFIC acting, dialogue was worse..... NOTHING about that movie, was done right. NOTHING.

I hated life while I was watching the Blair Witch Project

One of the biggest disappointments would have to be A.I. Was this movie any more than a collection of cool scenes with no point? And the last 30 minuets should have been cut.

That movie starring Jeniffer Aniston. you know, that one where she plays a confused witch, treats a man like garbage and gets a happy ending anyway. yeah, that one.

The Royal Tennenbaums.

No point, no humor, bad story.... I wasted my life with that movie....

Batman & Robin.

- Batman was an asshole that hung around on partys instead of fighting crime (some kind of lacking motivation he has there)

- Mr. Freeze was incapable of saying one sentence without a bad pun (all the worse because he was supposed to be in grief about his wife...)

- I swear, everyone who enters Wayne Manor discovers the Batcave and gets to be a hero, too. I wonder how long it will take before the mailman delivers a package, comes in and...

- Dialogue Ivy/Bruce Wayne:
Ivy: "Mr. Wayne, I have some ideas how you could conduct your business in an environmentally friendly way..."
Wayne: "Environment? WTF? You damn hippies, always stirring up trouble! You're in the way of PROGRESS! Get out of my sight!"
(paraphrased)

(I mean, we all know being "environmentally friendly" means going back to the stone age... :rolleyes: I never would have thought I would one time have good reason to call Batman a capitalist dick)

If it offends you, sorry for all the swearing, but God, I hate that movie. Hate Hate Hate. I swore to myself never to watch anything by Joel Schumacher again after that.

*Walks in*

Jeepers Creepers

*Walks out*

Heh.
 

Leprechaun 4: Leprechaun in Space.

Cast Away.

Gosh that movie was a waste of 10 bucks. All it was, was Tom Hanks talking to a volleyball trying to get rescued.