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Just Jon 03-03-2004 05:14 PM

Very Amusing
 
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html

A little link a friend of mine pointed me toward. I think it's great. Try putting in a 3 page report on anything and see the mess you get. Darn kids with their new fangled speak anyway.

Forever Zero 03-03-2004 05:22 PM

I don't have the link anymore, but I had a better one once tha translated everything you write to "1337". However, I think this one isn't too bad either.

HAHAHA IMM WRITNG LIEK A 12 Y3AR OLD FORUM IDIOT1!!!!! OMG LOL MAH PORPOSTNG SKILS ATRACT DA WRATH OF MODS AND FORUM VETS ON SIGHT BUT IMM 2 STUPID 2 TRY AND CORECT MAH GRMM3R SO I ALWAYS MANAEG 2 COM3 BAK IN AND GET FLMAD AND BANED AGANE1!1!111! WTF LOL

Viper Daimao 03-03-2004 06:04 PM

probably saw it where that aol thing was copied from, http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/

Death Dealer 03-03-2004 06:08 PM

THIS IS A TEST!111!!1 OMG WTF LOL I RUN IN2 WALS OFTAN!11!111 OMG TEH QUIK BROWN FOX JUMPED OVER DA LAZY DOG!!!1!11 THIS IS UNLIEKLY 2 WORK PROPERLY!!1!! OMG WTF I CANT IMAGIEN WHO MAED THIS OR WT WER3 THINKNG!!!1 WTF LOL IT ALMOST T3RIFEIS M3 2 THINK TAHT 12 YAAR OLD AOL3R SPAAK IS A LANGUAEG NOW1!1!11!! OMG

...12 Year Old AOLers must die...they ravaged this perfectly written sentence about my terror about their language being real.

Krylo 03-03-2004 06:08 PM

Quote:

I don't have the link anymore, but I had a better one once tha translated everything you write to "1337".
Speaking of such... I have a friend in school to become an artist, and he's handed in papers written completely in 1337 speak for some of his classes. I think he sent me one... but I doubt I'll be able to find it. Was some pretty funny shit though.

Edit: No Trev, the scariest thing is that I'm able to read every word of the stuff you people run through the translator.

Edit Again: Except for what FZ just posted.

Trev-MUN Hates AOL 03-03-2004 06:16 PM

U Know Wut Most Scary Thng About Teh Transla2r Is

It??!!!?! Omg Wtf Lol Is Very Acuraet At Catchng Da 3s3nc3 Of Many Aol3rs Who R Busy Spoutng Prajudiecd/racist/haetful Remarks At Aachoth3r In Teh Aol Naws Discusion Forums

Its1!111111 Omg Wtf A Sad Thng Rilly!1!1 Wtf Though Most Of Teh Aolers Tend 2 Go For Teh No Punctuation Or Capitalization Standard But Kep Ev3rythng Als311111 Wtf Lol O And Lots Of Exclmation Marks 21!111!! Omg Lol

Forever Zero 03-03-2004 06:27 PM

You think that is bad?

! '|*3@|< ~@ _#@|< #@|\|9@593 0 |\/|0|2~0|211!1 \/\/7

If you can understand that, you have way too much time on your hands... That is what you get when you use the AOL translater, followed by the Leet translator (I found it again on the ABS site.) I believe it must be similar to the blackest tounges of Mordor if spoken outloud...

EDIT: Oh, and the original message was: I speak the black langauge of Mordor!

Trev-MUN Hates AOL 03-03-2004 06:34 PM

Oh, combining translators now, are we? I'm game!

Introducing... the Swedish Chef if he was weaned on AOL chat rooms.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swedish Chef :(
H3LU MAH F3LO CH3T RUM GUERS!11!!!! OMG WTF LOL BORK BORK BORK11!11 OMG MAH NAMA-A IS ZE SVEDESH CH3F1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL DU3S UNYUN3-A LEKE-A CUKENG VET BURSCHT?!!!??? LOL OR HO 3BUOT SUME-A OF THUS3-A SV3DESH FESH?!??! OMG CUM3-A ON!1!11 LOL UNYUN3-A?!??!? OMG WTF BORK BORK BORK!!!!!! OMG OKEY HO EBUOT THES.!11!!!!1!1!11!!1!! OMG LOL HO OLD IS IEFRYUNE-A??!?!!! OMG UND VH3T IS YUOR GANDAR??!???!?? OMG LOL UND VHERA-A DU YUO LEFE-A?!?!?!!!? OMG DU YUO LEFE-A IN SV3DE?!????! LOL BORK BORK BORK11!! WTF


Guardsman 03-03-2004 06:40 PM

I think i'll pass and wave my rare white flag on this as I have no chance in the 9 hells of Morr or the blackest void to Chaos of understand any of 1337, but I think I can understand the AOLers..?! I dunno, I give up, if I try to read 1337 again you'll be held for manslaughter due to my death of trying to read it :P

Mashirosen 03-03-2004 06:49 PM

Oh Jesus. Like we don't have enough posts like that here as it is.


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