FunnyRP Chapter 1 Flags????
 

Alright heere is the scoop its starts later tonight i let some stragglers in but remember this RvsB format the map will be decided today!!!! as the RP will start at 8:00 P.M. CST and SHARPISH!!!

OOC: Well, I assume this is the official RP thread... so why can't we just start it up early since it's here? And what are the teams again (As in members of each team)?

OOC: There we go. I really don't see why we need a map that much... And like FZ said, why not start it now?

Cthulhu was sucking on the thigh bone of a private. He sat in the stone throne he had built for him. "Phnglui mglw'nafw Cthulhu wgah'nagl fhtagn. Fhtagn fhtagn mglw'nafh ph'nglui fhtagn.[You served me far better as a meal than a soldier. How typical it is so hard to get good troops]

hmmm OK
IT IS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE Shall Start this NOW!!!
sorry for the dramatics...

"Welcome to your new eternity" says a voice from above "you shall provide us a little fun...(then another voice) quite the voice dude its lame! (original voice) fine all of you shall be put inot sepreate forts where you shall battle the other team and until the (voice interups) here look the whole point is to capture the enemey's flag we have placed stuff all over the map so you guys can do it easier and don't mind steve he just has this thing for doing that voiec (the other voice) umm hi...(voice again) if you steal other things like the food source or any other source of entertainment that we find to be ammusing or do something funny (voice says a whisper) yeah like klilling a man with a chicken will give your team a point. points will be posted every ummm (voices confer) once.. in.. a... while... umm yeah don't forget there is a 'merc' on this island here that can help you out if needed thats all i think you umm guys get the main idea so peace out..." the voice in the sky stops... the lush terrain from a canyon to a mountain to the islands where the forts are located a very nice since the main island is the biggest island and there are the two dfort islands and two other island syou can generally assume this planet is mostly water then all the sudden all off you are translocated to a base and are now wearing either blue or red
now would be a good time to intro yourself to your team...

Sal leaned up against the main gates with a large bottle of vodka. He looked out at the horizon as the sun set on the desert. He then turned back to his vodka and took a long swig.
"E cosí il giorno che finisce. Mi domando quando quei cani blu appariranno. " [And so the day ends. I wonder when those blue dogs will show.]

OOC: I shall restart then...

OOC: IHMN and Jad on one team? I sense much teamkilling in this, yes...

Zero came up and said, "What are you doing?! Drinking? How unprofessional! We are a military force, not some sort of ice cream social ladies! Now get back on duty, and watch out for those Blues!" Zero then began to walk away, shaking his head and saying, "I bet the Blues don't have to deal with this nonsense..."

"Andare bollire la sua testa, Generale. Lei verrà piangere a Sal una volta sono venuti. Moriamo un giorno e qui quel giorno viene più di una volta." [Go boil your head, General. You'll come crying to Sal once they come. We all die someday and here that day comes more than once.]
He finished off his vodka and threw the bottle on the ground, it's shards skittering across the pavement. He then closed the gates and climbed up the ladder to the battlements.

"Well........that was helpful," the lazy guy said to no one. He looked down at his hands, only to see that he was covered in some kind of suit. Somehow this reminds me of a video game, he thought.

Cthulhu was pissed. not only was he being forced to fight. He was disturbed from a meal. "Phnglui mglw'nafw Cthulhu Ryleh wgah'nagl fhtagn" (This is my home now) "Phnglui mglw'nafw Ryleh Cthulhu wgah'nagl fhtagn" (anybody who comes in to my home I will consider a light snack.)" Phnglui mglw'nafw wgah'nagl fhtagn" (Now build be a throne!)