Halo 3: The Advertisements
 

Okay, it's recap time everyone!

So, we've got Halo 3, Halo 3 Collector's Edition, and Halo 3 Legendary edition. There's the Halo 3: The Strategy Guide, Halo 3: The Xbox 360, Halo 3: The Toys, Halo 3: The Zune, Halo 3: The Wireless Controller, and Halo 3: The Wireless Headset.

As if that wasn't bad enough, now we have Halo 3: The Drink! Yes, for a limited time only, you too can drink Master Cheif's piss, which mysteriously tastes like some fucked up citrus Mountain Dew clone. Cause there weren't enough of those.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have, at long last...

Halo 3: The Ride!

Yes, now you too can sit in a shitty little pod, designed to look nothing like the Halo drop pod (I'm sorry, Halo 3: The Drop Pod). Bungie and Halo logos everywhere! All the while, the wonderful Ice Cream Truck Remix of the Halo theme plays in the background! Woah, someone stop the fun train, because I think I'm gonna be sick!

Kill me. Please.

I swear to god I thought that Street Fighter's level of mass-moneymaking douchebaggery couldn't be topped. And this is just from Halo 3! I won't even get started on the products that are just overall "Halo".

Did I miss any Halo 3 products?

God I hope not. Some of this is understandable, but seriously, a fucking ferris wheel? That's just ridiculous.

Im sorry, but im still laughing out loud for the fact that the true Halo Killer is another Xbox/Pc Game (Bioshock) =B

You forgot Halo 3: the books.

I'd ride it once, just to say I experienced the total...experience.

Also, did you list Halo 3: The ARG?

I'm reminded of Spaceballs.

There is also Halo 3: The Comics and Halo 3: The Laser Tag Game.

Oh, and Halo 3: The Missile Case. It holds controllers and games for easy transportation, and it's modeled to look exactly like the spare ammo for the rocket launcher.

http://gear.ign.com/articles/812/812103p1.html

Stupid Halo 3, with all your gimmicks. /Drinks Halo MD I'll just get the cpu version and mod it to deathy. Pistol with battle rifle scope, smg shootin speed, and tank shells ftw.

Will this stop me from playing Halo 3? Nope.