"YOU DO NOT JUST JUMP ON MY CAR, OLD FART!" Thumpman bellowed from the rooftop. Truly, an angry Thumpman was not a Thumpman you'd want to meet in a dark alley.

He jumped on my car...I'd tackle him from here, but that'd put a bigger dent in my Thumpmobile. He glanced behind him, noticing his giant 5 foot tall, 10 foot diameter trampoline. There we go...

"YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!" With that, he chucked the trampoline off the rooftop, and it thudded on the ground in front of the Escalade. With that, he jumped off of the three-story rooftop, landed on the trampoline, and with the springing momentum form the trampoline tackled the intruder.

OOC: Damnit, you've got a good one now I can only partially crack...

"Whether they lady would rather be on top or bottom 'later'." Dezil said, keeping an eye on the nameless one.

Suddenly Blyr came from nowhere and tackled the man. "Whoa! Was not expecting that!" Dezil said, shocked by the quick attack.

Jill's eyes widened at the question the man had asked her, and was just about to respond when Thumpman tackled the dirty-minded man.

"I told him he shouldn't have been on the car..." she muttered, shaking her head.

Johnny put an arm on Jill.

"Be careful."

Johnny swiveled his staff into the Maw stance. It might be dangerous, but the nameless fogey was no machine.

Dezil was still typing furiously at the device, trying to get a 100% accurate reading, but it wouldn't, so he had to guess part of what the nameless one was saying. "I think that's waht he said at least, let me check my notes..." Dezil said, oblivious now to the fact that Blyr had just tackled this guy, and focused on getting the Translater to work.

OOC: I removed letters from that translation, and yet you still got a word or two... Need to do a better job I guess.

IC:

While in mid-flight, the man (He isn't old by the way... No idea where you got that from) grabbed Thumpman's arms then bent his knees and put his feet to Thumpman's chest. He spinned himself and Thumpman around in mid-air, then kicked down, forcing Thumpman into the ground while they still traveled along due to the tackle.

OOC: Booyah! I WAS right! It is part educated guess, part deciphering, but overall mostly it's luck.

(OOC: I still wanna know what the first thing he said to Jill was...)

Jill smiled at Johnny. "Don't worry about me. I've been living on my own for a long time now. A street performer has to know how to deal with guys like him." she said, gesturing over to the new guy, not really paying attention to the fighting.

OOC: True that you didn't, but considering I mostly end up with semi-gibberish, I felt that I was pretty good at pulling words from that. Also, Dezil was paraphrasing, and I had the most trouble understanding the first part of what you said, so that got sort of shortened to focus on the part I was more shure about...

Thumpman didn't look like he could handle it, so Johnny stepped up beside the two of them and levelled his staff at the nameless codger.

"I don't care if you can understand this, but... Casbasun e hunuconuy... gycusu fodduy gereco!"