#884: "Besides, he talks too much in 'smart' mode."
 

So close. So far.

Hypothetically Fighter is smart enough to see that coming.

But I think we know this isn't that kind of comic.

...I don't know what to think. Seriously, part of me believes the stabbity will not do anything to Fighter's brain anymore because that would contradict Black Mage, and we all know the universe exists so that Black Mage is in a perpetual state of pain. On the other hand, the irony of the return to the status quo is just beautiful.

You've cultivated me this way, Brian. I omniloathe you.

I like how the news post was about Dracula, you know, a hideous blasphemic mockery of life and such, and the Google Ads displays

The Power of Nice.
How to Conquer with Kindness
Nice people do finish first!

I chuckled.

Oh, and methinks that knife didn't hit Fighter; His newfound (or perhaps latent) supersmarts let him know that Black Mage'd probably end up launching the knife at him and dodged. It probably hit got counter/reversed by Thief (standing in front) and thrown back at BM.

Gee, and I thought some one said before that Brian doesn't use the last line or the punchline or whatever it was for the thread titles!

Gee he knows where the air orb is eh? My memory of reading 8-bit threatre more than once over bets that he wont get to divulge this information to the rest any time soon, nor that the knife hit Fighter there.
Now I'm just looking to be prooven wrong so I'll forget having read 8-bit theatre and will therefor go through enjoyment of a thousand lifetimes reading it all over a 2nd time!

Next comic will be about King Steve.

It will be awesome.

Pfft. Dark Warriors, methinks.

This would probably be a good time for fighter to use his class ability block right? I'm just sayin...

Has he even used it once? Except to show that he possesses it?

that or the pure irony of him saying "i know where to find the air--" negated his powers making the universe make sarda mad at black mage again and causing another larger content to be dropped on our mage of destruction and woe *brian loges a knife in the back of my head*

Maybe block reflected knife back to black mage, afterall it was not show who it actaully hit.