Oh, and I've got a Hutt translator by the way (And Wookie)

Wookiee? I'd like to see that.

EDIT:

Blarg, this time Celes posted and messed me up... And I can't think of anything witty to say so that's all you'll get from me...

EDIT, THE SECOND:

On second thought, she didn't really mess me up, apart from the fact that I wanted to comment on the DDR, but couldn't think of anything sensible to say beside "If you're good, you're good."

Calling me an idiot because I dance DDR in the arcade sometimes, are you? Heh. Oh well.
DDR is fun, but only if you can do difficult songs IMPO, because if you're stuck doing a dance that just goes: "Right........ right.......... left......... up..... (etc etc) it would just get boring beyond belief, but the harder ones actually take some skill and coordination. ^^;;

ANYHOO (I thought I said enough about DDR)

I was just joking about the Hutt-speaking thing. I don't even know where the phrase book is. The only think Jill knows is a LITTLE german, (about as much as I would know without any help) but she has a reason: she took a few classes of german in school. ^^;;
Other than that, Jill is going to be your normal english-speaking person.

And now for something completely different.

*Dante explodes*

Well, i'll be vanishing tonight, so is there anything we can do to make it segue away smoothly in-game? Something not as permanent as death or quadriplegia?

We could kill you off, and store your brain in a jar, and when you get back Dezil will install it into a robot for you!

Or you could do it the easy way and think up something normal... Maybe you have to go to some far off land and look for the secrets of the Robot Vending Machines? I have no clue, that was random...

You could get captured by an evil vending machine. Or.... your character might have some "private school business" to take care of first. Or maybe he has a conflict in his normal life. Or Dent could get angry at him and lock him in a far of closet/room and we don't find him (or he doesn't find a way out) until Dante comes back...

Just throwing out ideas.

Or you could have another dude play as Johnny for you.

I'm sure Ecurt knows a way, though. PM him, if you'd like.

Personally I was thinking of Johnny being sucked in BikiniSuicideFrisbee Land, but then he'd have no incentive to come back...

Warning, obscure Sluggy Freelance reference detected!

If you going to whip out stuff like that, stick him in the DoP and then he would love to come back... but then he does have that nasty curse to worry about...

Or that GoFoTron dimension, pre annhialation of course...

I vote that he is trapped in Salt Lake City with Eric Tomaszewski and Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum.