Oversalted Burger
 

Story is here.

Seriously... what the hell? This is ALMOST discussion material, except it's a bit too ludicrous. Next thing you know some guy is going to be suing a laundromat millions of dollars over a lost pair of pants...

Obviously it's assault on an officer.

That's.....What......Huh?

And I thought my faith in humanity couldn't possibly become lower. Then this crazy shit happens. Goddamnit.

Perhaps the charge is grounded in the salt being in a lethal quantity? Enough to, say... stop one's heart?
That's all I got. It does sound rather ridiculous, though. And taking the burger to a crime lab and everything? Makes me think of CSI. All we need now is H or one of them to step in and it'd be perfect.

Thank god the police were taking care in apprehending this criminal mastermind, instead of patrolling the city to stop some lesser crime like theft or murder or whatnot.

Maybe he's some kind of double jeopardy super murderer and this is the only way they could apprehend him.

Edit: Wait she apparently.

Wow, we need something that punishes people for misusing the law like that and the pants guy. Castration sounds appropriate.

That pun's so bad I feel dirty laughing at it. Awesome.

Oh god, it's too early I didn't even think it was a pun. And I think it's actually hilarious. I need more coffee.

If you eat fastfood, sooner or later you WILL be served food that you have to throw out after one bite. The food costs $1 anyway. Most of it is shit to begin with.

You make my soul bleed.

Also, that McDonalds bitch totally had it coming.