No Money? Try Cigs!
 

So there I was waiting at the counter for something to happen, when this old man came in with a nice little cane, along with friends(who went off to the side and sat around, not buying anything to eat/drink).

The man with the cane came up, and reached into his pocket. I expected money to be pulled out...nope, he pulled out some marlboro's and asked "Do you accept these?"

I looked at him for a few seconds, and then asked him to repeat himself.

"Do you accept these?"

I had to break it to him that no, Mcdonalds does not accept Cigarettes as money.

He went over and complained(Loud enough for me to hear) about how we didn't accept cigs to his friends, who were all shocked and shot me dirty looks.

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he's been in prison waaay too long. Probably got paroled after thrity years or something. He's got a gun in that cane... and his homies are all hardened killers. Watch out!

And don't drop the soap!

.....Um..... uh.... lock your door tonight?

...Wow.

That reminds me of this guy.

Except he doesn't fail. Well, ok, he fails once.

Just the other day we had someone trying to buy condoms with Indian rupees.

dude, I did buy condoms with Indian rupees.

of course, I was in Mumbai India at the time...

and they weren't for me. Honest!

Of course they weren't. The Funka goes au naturale.

Do ya dig me?

hmmmm
 

I will gladly pay you tusday for a hamberger today..... i lose

Man this reminds me of how whenever I get back from a trip to SE Asia I want to use the barter system back home. I know I could out haggle almost any shopkeeper out there, and the idea of walking into EB with a goat and a pair of shoes and walking out with a 360 calls to me.

Any chance I get.
If you know what I mean.