That's one meaty salad....
 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4457687/

Now THAT's just begging for cheesy jokes.

I'd be pissed off too, if a restaurant employee gave me the finger. *doot-doot-Cha!*

But she asked for an Atkins salad, I thought she wanted extra meat!

You think that's bad, you should hear about the toe at Taco Bell!

At least it wasn't a fly in her soup!

Yeah, I'm out of cheesy bad jokes for right now.

Oh geez, this could very easly turn into a thread filled with imatation meat in a can.

And I hope she at least gets an apolagy for that.

i dono, obviously the cheif thought highly of the salad he was preparing. he gave it a thumbs so far up, it popped off his hand. seriously though, didnt someone notice that they were, y'know, missing a digit?

Ya wouldn't think the thumb tip would be overlooked, but then again I guess it can happen. Sorta like that fried chicken head they found in a chicken mcnuggets meal.

That's why I don't go to McDonalds.

Course, I think it was overlooked because they were helping out the guy who has cut a chunk off of his thumb. It even said it right here in the story:

Wow. Corny jokes were expected opening this topic.

Sorta reminds ya of the chickenhead-McNugget, don't it?

Well I might as well put a cheesy joke. Just so long as nobody starts spamming this thread! Ahhahaha...ha...ha screw it.

I sucks that she found a thumb in her salad

wait...dammit.