More shit for New Orleans to deal with
 

http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/st...091200317.html

I know it's horrible, but I find that fucking cool.

I swear, I've read a killer bee "descending" or "poised to attack" 'news' story every year since I was five. Where are the streets lined with the stingy dead that Fox made-for-TV movies promised? I think this is just sensationalism trying to pass off as news.

Fuck bees.

You're just jealous because the bee power wasn't that awesome in Bioshock.

I concur. Killer bees have been attacking every spring season for the last seven fucking years.

If giant swarms of bees are going to attack us causing some sort of Tyranid yellow-and-black color scheme apocalypse, then why the fuck hasn't it happened.

talk about yellow journalism.

Bee Vigilant - Africanized Bee Removal Service video
Killer Bees Attack School - Hollywood style bees, but they're attacking kids, so... watch at your own risk.
OH NOES, DA BEEZ IZ COMIN!!!1

I don't like to get stung by bees. Doesn't mean I don't like bees, some of them are kind of cute - if I let the bees do their own thing, they'll let me do my thing. Don't know if I'm going to trust something called an "Africanized Killer" bee, though. I mean, they turned the African people into zombies.

But given the fact that I've heard of this in 1995 to the present, I'm not that worried. But just wait and see - the bees are just waiting for everyone to take their guard down - then they'll strike.

I was terrified of that when I was a little kid...the media passed it off as ZOMGKILLERBEESOFDOOM!

Now that I'm an adult, every bee is a killer bee.

Fixed.

Anyone else allergic to Title™s
 

I find this hard to Beelieve.

Ah, well, time to join the hive-mind.

"The Apocalypse is Now! Run for your lives!"

Ya know, you'd think Ol' 'Orleans would take the hint after a while. Anyone else gettin' that feeling too? Hurricanes, Floods, Killer Bees. Next we're going to hear about meteors falling from the sky and landing only there.

I know someone with that kind of luck too, it's... interesting.