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Chipper173 09-14-2007 05:26 PM
Sony Defense Force: Hahahahahahaha
 
Penny Arcade talked about them a few days ago, but they really warrant some discussion here.

Seriously, this thing has to be a joke. No one can actually think this stuff. He's got 3 reviews; Lair, Warhawk (which got perfect 10s), and Bioshock (which got a 5). Half of his posts are basically "Man Halo 3 will suck".

I think my favorite part is his FFVII "announcement". THE PREQUEL TO FFVII SAYS THAT IT WILL BE CONTINUED IN FFVII-THEREFORE A REMAKE IS HAPPENING 100% FOR SURE CONSOLE WAR OVER.

Regulus Tera 09-14-2007 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by that site:
A desperate gamer by the name of “aaron9198″ apparently obtained a leaked copy of the game, and after rifling through it, was so disappointed that he realized the necessity of recouping his investment by pawning the game off on eBay.
Whomever wrote that is going to be one hell of a lobbyist in the future. It even makes me wonder if this is another marketing ploy such as the alliwantforchristmasisapsp.com stupidity.

Quote:
Originally Posted by God, ain't someone biased?
Hardware Unit Sales
PlayStation Family 484 K
Wii 403.6 K
Nintendo DS 383.3K
Xbox 360 276.7K
So they group all the Playstation products together but don't put the Wii and the DS in the same category? These guys are ready for government.

Squall Leonhart 09-14-2007 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Chipper173
[...] I think my favorite part is his FFVII "announcement". THE PREQUEL TO FFVII SAYS THAT IT WILL BE CONTINUED IN FFVII-THEREFORE A REMAKE IS HAPPENING 100% FOR SURE CONSOLE WAR OVER.
I'll have to second that. This just nail down the fact that it's nothing more than a rabid fan boy speaking there.

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Originally Posted by onAXIS, trustworthy SDF's source
[...] What do you notice in that last image? "to be continued in Final Fantasy VII". This might hint at a Final Fantasy VII remake although Square has been denying it for a while. If not that, maybe a re-release of the game, maybe in stores or the PlayStation Store. If not that, it could just be referring to the PSone game [...].
Was it so hard to figure that out?

Frankly, this is just bullshit. Let's just keep minding our business, and keep looking at sites that always deliver.

DFM 09-14-2007 06:04 PM
I've always thought SDF was a parody, honestly.

Fifthfiend 09-14-2007 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by DFM
I've always thought SDF was a parody, honestly.
I don't think I've seen a single playstation-related marketing effort in the last few years that hasn't come across as a horrible parody of a playstation-related marketing effort.

mazx 09-14-2007 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Regulus Tera
So they group all the Playstation products together but don't put the Wii and the DS in the same category? These guys are ready for government.
Hilarious, especially sense the ds and the wii together would out sell sony by almost double.

Professor Smarmiarty 09-14-2007 06:29 PM
Their forums are absolutely hilarious. Especially as the mods instead of banning trolls and flamers have just been changing thier names to childish insults. There is no way those mods are taking anything seriously.

bananarama 09-14-2007 06:37 PM
Yay, dinner and a show! Let's all just bask in this wackiness!

Edit: you know what? Let's join the forums there. C'mon it's fucking party!

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope 09-14-2007 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bananarama
Yay, dinner and a show! Let's all just bask in this wackiness!

Edit: you know what? Let's join the forums there. C'mon it's fucking party!
only if Fifth brings the sexay :D

Deathosaurus Wrecks 09-14-2007 11:42 PM
I read the (three paragraph) review of BioShock. i got to the end and said "wait...thats it?" three paragraphs. three. during the entirety of his epic russian-novel-esque review, he doesn't mention gameplay.

thats uh...thats some good reviewing, right there. good job, guy.

idiot.


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