#895: "Reap the whirlwind, elf!"
 

I mean, really. I like Worf and Wolvie as much as the next guy, but they exist to be slapped around like ragdolls.

I'm still seeing Mario and a Goomba here, Mr. Clevinger.

Fuck Wolverine.

I wish I could make Dragoon my friend. That way, I could recover all the stuff that's landed on my roof through the years, including the whores.

Then again, fuck Wolverine.

It's a good thing BM doesn't seem to possess the emotional depth to be seriously depressed for any great lengths of time. If he did, he'd probably have killed himself some time ago.

(Though, considering that there are now three vengeful fiends waiting for him in hell, that probably wouldn't be a good idea anyway.)

Wolvie is the most popular, but I think Beast is more fun. And Jubes has the funnest power.

Anyways, yeah. BM, pulling JSDF duty. And no time to cast Wind/Aero. But Dragoon might actually have the Orb of Air. Or maybe the Wind Orb. XD

Then again, didn't early versions of Wind reduce all targets to 1HP? You'd think he'd have used it by now and finally killed everyone. :?

Oh, man, I can't even count the times they'd shown Worf spend like five minutes battling with some new alien of the week, get the shit kicked out of him, and then have Data just walk up and fling the bad guy to one side effortlessly.

But I guess that's what you get when your Klingon was raised by Russian farmers and drinks prune juice. I mean, the guy wasn't even their first choice for Chief of Security! He only got the job when they killed off Bing Crosby's daughter. Then again, I guess being one of Bing Crosby's kids is one of the best ways to learn how to take a hit...

Tasha Yahr? She totally kicked booty. As in, "I'm just going to twist your arm like so - *CRACK!* - and fling you into a wall" kicking booty. I was bummed when they killed her off.

I think BM has inherited Fighter's inability to be killed....how many spear-impaling's is that?

That or it's just more slapstick-tastic humor!

At least 10.

That's a little harsh, man...

Wolverine isn't the problem it's people like Bendis who suck and then write him poorly


I dislike Bendis...he should pay for his travesty.

I miss the days where Wolverine pieced together his past bit by bit...the new shit is not cool with me...

Also they've been over using him recently...

Anyways

Nice comic Brian...I couldn't stop laughing at the Wolverine and Worf part