The other Canadian would be your friendly neighbourhood GM. Because I am canadian.

Our beer is better.

And Ghostie's gonna' join too.

Singaporenese?

*Rancorous Denizen Wrathful Castigation Style activates!*

(I'll need some time to think of the Wrathful Castigation, though...)

Yeah.. I know. That's why I changed it to say "some" ^^;; (and don't say "RPs I start" I've only started TWO (the really old one that had nothing to do with me at all) and Perditions. I can't help it the leader of the FFX one bailed. I was just the one to take charge)


And if I ignore him, he'll just go, "see, you're a pushover." and if I argue with him he'll go, "Well, Celes CAN argue sometimes... poorly though."

So it's a lose-lose situation.


Oh well. *sigh*

At least I got the country right Dante...

And I think I could win an arguement whether or not you are a push over... Sure the arguement itself is an advantage for you, but if I look back far enough I think I can find good examples to back up my side.

I guess the lesson to learn here is that it's pointless to argue wtih IHMN. I surrender.

No, it's just that if you like to be nice, let somebody else do the fighting for you.

You learn that pretty quick around him. It's kinda' depressing.

Name: Shay McLellan
Age: 20

Nationality: Canadian (Native American/Japanese/Irish)

Appearance: Shay is about 5'10" tall, and built like a martial artist (which she is, so it all makes sense, doesn't it now?). She's got shoulder length hair (blue and black) that she wears in Jamaican braids, held back from her face by a bandanna. Has a canadian flag tattoo on her left arm, some kanji (reading strength, courage, and flexibility) on her ankle, and a tribal bracelet on her right wrist. Tends towards army green cargo pants (usually dirty) and white muscle tees when she isn't working at the pool. and boots. and a spike band on her left wrist. Has five earrings, three in the left, two in the right, and an eyebrow ring. Bright green eyes. if it's cold or rainy, she'll be wearing a trenchcoat.

Witch: nope.

Witch Power: N/A

Psyker: yep

Manifestation: Sword Chucks! i mean...um.....a dagger. yes.

Job: Lifeguard/Motorcycle Mechanic

Skills: First-Aid, l337 martial arts skillz (Kenpo, Tae Kwon Do, Jeet Kune Do, and Judo), swimming (obviously), mechanical stuff, blowing shit up (usually accidentally), some computer hacking. wields a mean can of spray paint. can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.

Primary Skill: kicking ass and taking names, supervising company pool parties

Bio: Shay's life was basically completely normal until about a year ago. She completed high school with good marks, and went straight to university for a degree in Marine Biology, and worked as a lifeguard and mechanic to pay her tutition. And then some guy in a dark suit and sunglasses came up to her after classes one day and said "Excuse me. We'd like you to come with us." And now she's where she is now. She's pretty laid-back about the whole thing, and continues her marine biology degree through correspondence. As long as she's well supplied with coffee, she is entirely mellow.
(i might add to bio later. maybe.)

All right, that's three Canadians now.

Ghostie, that is awesome. "Blowing shit up" and "Can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue" are the two best skills I've seen yet.

Yeah. 'Cause I'm a horrible arguer. And I'm pretty sure I could get back up from other RPer who disagree with you. Right guys.... *crickets chirp* Right?
And I'm not a pushover dang it... Maybe a little... but not totally. I'm more persistant in real life...

I like being a nice person. Then I don't have people whispering about me behind my back going, "Jeez. Can't CelesJessa just let anything go?" or "Can't she go one day without arguing." If I do... then.. I guess ignorance is bliss. ^^;;

(must stop arguing now...)

Exactly.

And how many witches do we have? How many psys?

Short of Delamar, I've never seen you argue with anyone...

And IHMN can be beat in an argument, it's just fairly rare. You can't outlast him (Look for the old Megaman vs. Samus topic for proof of that test...), so you just need overwhelming supporting evidence.

And this isn't an argument, it's a reasoned debate!

And I'll be a warlock, a Warlock damnit, not a witch!

Ghost, you and I are going to get along nicely by being martial artists and canadians (are you canadian in real life?)

So far just me and ghostie and batgirl(?) as psykers, Celes, FZ, and Rhuhael, who are witches...

Then we have Gods, who will be played by IHMN and SuperSaiyan respectively...

And hanging on until everybody loses interest isn't exactly a legitimate debating technique...

EDIT: Boo hiss! Nepotism sucks!

Batgirl? Yeppers, she is. She's also my big abuse-I mean sister.


CJ's gonna' be a Witch. And Batgirl's a Psyker. So...I think I'll be a psyker to even it out.

You're so mean. *sniffle* (no I'm not crying you dotard. I'm trying to make you feel bad.)

Alright. You asked for it. I'm pulling out the character I've wanted to use for awhile now... but never did.... mua ha ha ha....

Now... how can I fit it in with my pyro though...

We have 2 Witches and 4 Psys. Who have posted their bios, anyway.

Damn it! Already Canadians and a Chinese person... the nationalities I was planning to be... Btw, I'll get a bio up soon.

Edit: 3 Witches, 5 Psys if you count SS and CJ.

Well, as long as she sets fire to IHMN it's all good.

EDIT: I HATE PEOPLE MESSING UP MY POST ORDERS! (No offense, Biran, it just happens...)

Why am I always forgotten? Oh yeah, it's because I'm a meaningless person in this pitiful existence who is just taking up space in this world where there's definitely someone better than me who trumps me in every way and that person just seems to be everyone I meet or know. Oh well, gotta face reality some day.

Heh, now she's gonna beat you up SS...

Celes: Just break out the WHIP OF AUTHORITY! IHMN will run like crazy

*Points* That is all her, batgirl brought the whip back up, not one of the guys, just to make sure that is on the record when the inevitable wave of Whip of Authority jokes comes...

Meh, I'll take responsibility for it...look over there! *runs*

SILENCE! The Thread Police have you now!

*Drags a chained batgirl back before Celes*

I was saying I live in ignorance, how is that insulting to you?

And bring the whip. Sounds kinky. As long as Celes is using it (I will accept batgirl as well).

Hehe... Should I comment?

While he left himself way to open to innuendo on that one, I'm gonna pass...

If you want. The Thread Police leave the sentencing and execution to Celes. We are incorruptible... okay, we'll change our minds for a PS2...

Nooooo! *tries to run away* I don't wanna be subjected to anything Celes can think up!

That is also open for innuendo, but I've admitted it, so no clever ideas boys!

Sorry, nothing clever, but we do have plenty of reused, overused, and downright cliche ideas...

Ah. I misenterprited it. My mistake.

[QUOTE]
Hehe... Should I comment? [QUOTE]

No... no you shouldn't. And I KNEW you were going to say something like that when batgirl brought up the WoA-h (Whip of Authority, then add the "h" to make it say "woah" heh...)
Sure you'd start running, but in the WRONG direction.... (I was gonna post that, but then you posted)
I'll have to think of something that would send you running AWAY... hmm... *thinks of suitable punishment for those who brought up the WoA and IHMN for getting naughty thoughts about it, and basically proudly announcing that he was having naughty thoughts....*

Here's teh MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Name: Jaxom
Age: 26
Nationality: Canadian
Appearance: Jaxom seems almost oriental. Usually wear slacks and stuff. When on business, a clean cut business suit. Black overcoat, and a light blue dress shirt. When teaching, just a dress shirt. Usually has a briefcase with him. When huntin' he has hit katana with him. Carries it, and he has two pistols in a pair of shoulder holsters. One is the cryo-gun (The anti-witch one) the other's a plain .45 that has teflon covered iron hollowpoints.
Witch: no
Witch Power: n/a
Psyker: yes
Manifestation: A chinese broadsword.
Job: High-school band teacher, ex-lawyer.
Skills: From his brief spat as a lawyer, he notices details about people. He also did quite well, and with his high school stuff, he can persuade you to do ANYTHING. First aid, can blow shit up with the best of them (he also teaches chem) can swim quite well, knows his way around a computer, knows how to do a pole-dance, can play a large variety of instruments, can juggle, and can run 4km in 5 minutes. He can also beat all the games on Mario Party with his eyes closed. Like, actually closed. Also, he can clean, cook, and garden.
Primary skill: Aside from noticing details, he covers their ass legally.
Bio: Jaxom went through all his school years with pretty good grades. He seemed to have two settings. Responsible look out for everyone mode, and hang-loose mode. Hit university, and majored in two things. Fine-Arts, and Law. He had a brief and amazingly successful career as a lawyer, then decided he hated the tension and having to look out for everyone. He took teaching, and signed-up at a High School as a Band, Chem, and L.A. teacher. It was right after he applied he was reeled into P6.

I've already got five ideas to get any of you running.

Try me.

I have a feeling some of them may involve topics from the RoD Discussion...

Do these ideas have to involve WoA, Celes, me, batgirl, chains, and anything else mentioned before, or just anything in general?

Oh, I'm sure anything involving you and chains is enough to send us all running...

I never said anything...

EDIT: Well, if it's a Rending Chain which I'm using, I don't mind...

umm may i join in???

Short answer: Ask SS.

Long answer: Ask SS NOW!

I think a rending chain adapted to IHMN's purposes wouldn't work...

But I always like the idea of the Rending Chain. Was that original or lifted from something else?

Largely original. I just liked the idea of having a sentient, explosive tentacle as a weapon.

What's a rending chain?

And now I need to think of my witch powers... I was thinking along the lines of Sabertooth, but that is just a power/speed/endurance boost, and not really some special powers.

Nah. Go for some real power, because that contradicts in so many ways.

They can only use it at a walking speed, remember?

It was Dante's big glowing chain thing in FF RP that basically blew up what it touched on contact, but the chain stayed in one piece, it only blew up what it was wrapped around. A nasty weapon he used in his assault on Preos.

Rending Chain: A chain that when energized, causes anything it touches to violently explode. Also, this chain is sentient and capable of telekinesis (on itself only, though), and can pierce most warding spells.

EDIT: And now that FZ has provided his summary, I feel so useless. Meh.

EDIT 2: IHMN should have emotion control powers. When he opens his mouth, people can't concentrate because they want to smash his face in. However, this is also accompanied by a strange compulsion NOT to attack him, so they end up very irritated and tending to hurt people around them.

The rending chain was a cousin of the short lived nagika, a leather whip with hardened glass shards embedded in it. The nagika went out of use due to its lack of durability and lack of weight/danger ratio which caused many training deaths. The rending chain solved both these problems.

Ok fixed my bio up...

Name: Robin Stratford
Age: 26
Nationality: Canadian
Appearance: 6'1 black hair and brown eyes.Her hais is stick straight and just below her shoulders. Tends to wear comfortable clothing like tank tops and jeans. Has a tattoo of flames going all the way down her left arm.
Witch: Nope
Witch Power: N/A
Psyker: yup
Manifestation: Scythe
Job: Forensic Scientist, Artist
Skills: Knows martial arts, deductive skills, forensics, advanced chemistry knowlege, art, pretty computer literate and not too shabby a shot.
Primary skill: Forensics, martial arts, drawing
Bio: Robin didn't really know what to do when she got to College, so she kind of closed her eyes and picked two random majors. Those happened to be chemistry with a specialty in forensics and Art. After finishing school she got a job working in a Forensics lab and draws on the side for fun and some extra cash. She doesn't look like a typical scientist, but she's a pretty damn good one. While workign in the lab, she got tangeled up in the p5 buisness and ended up being recruited. She's pretty laid back and loves to watch hockey (she's a rabid Montreal fan like me).

(Boo, Canucks are better!)

But anyways, welcome to zee game.

I'll give you boo in a minute! Habs are going all the way baby!

Anyone else notice that we've severely passed the 100 post limit?

I don't know why I keep forgetting to post this, but Megaman can take Samus any day (Since Forever brought it up).

Hm... Now for my powers... Can't use teleporting, since I already have two teleporting characters...

Don't want to just steal things from X-Men (Mainly because they can move and do their powers...)

Forever is going to use telekenetics right?

Edit - As I have mentioned many times before, mods never come here. Rai used to rarely come here, but then stopped. SS could start a follow up thread and everyone would repost their bios (Or he could attach them into a notepad thing at begining of chapter) anyway.

I've noticed. So i want the last three people TO SIGN-UP SO I CAN START THE DAMN THING.

Namely...that one guy who's name I cannot pronouce, CJ, and IHMN.

The question should be... does anybody care? The mods don't, apparently.

Yes.

First, and most important, Samus would own Megaman. But that is beside the point.

Yes, my power is Telekinesis.

And post limit isn't that important in the RP section.

EDIT: You thinking of starting this tonight?

EDIT2: To the post below, no problem.

And Forever too. Sorry for forgetting you.

and thus. the waiting is over... here is my character...

Name: Kurenai Yuuhi
Age: 17
Nationality: Japanese
Appearance: (I'll think of one later)
Witch: Yes
Witch Power: Pyromaniac!! Yaay.
Psyker: No
Manifestation: N/A
Job: N/A
Skills: threatening, burning things.
Primary skill: Burning more things.
Bio: Kurenai was your average school-girl. Every now and then, when she was very young, she would have "accedents" where things around her would just randomly combust. Before long, she started to realize they were more than just freak accedents... And so did others. Luckily she was found by Acolytes and was adopted into a temple and trained to understand her powers better. She learns quickly, and is very mature for her age, being raised by very serious Acolytes.
She prefers knives to guns, but she was trained in both.
Since she has to use her powers to help out in the group, the acolytes taught her how to be fairly fluent in english, since most of the group she is to be working with are english speaking people.

And I'm kinda disappointed. After I had gone to so much trouble to get punishment... we're already off the subject... bah....

(EDIT: I got rid of the hedgeclippers. ^^ I'll use them later in a more comical RP... I have my fire, I don't need hedgeclippers too. ^^

Even Forte could beat Samus. Sadly, Megaman can beat Forte, but Forte is cooler anyway. (Funny, using Rockman's english name and Forte's japanese name in same sentence).

And I can't think of a power...

So much that I am even thinking about using DBZ style energy stuff.

Just use your power of annoyance. It's workable.

How bout shapeshifting? or is that not allowed?

lesse powers...hmmm....how about invisibility?

Shape shifting wouldn't work. Why would I want to turn into a tiger when I can only walk as the tiger?

I just don't like invisiblity. If I would do that, I would just do teleporting (Just as good for sneaking around and is better in everything else)

How about some time control? Make myself walk faster, make things around me go slower, make things around me go faster, etc.

Constructive ideas - telepathy - make people not notice you and people around you.

Clair-sentience - read minds.

Invisibility is good.

Though IHMN+Invisibility=...do we really wanna' know the answer to this?

Here is mine!!!

Name: Paris last name unknown
Age: 25
Nationality: umm mexican???
Appearance: well he certainly doesn't look spainish or mexican but if he was he'd be he tallest mexican i'd seen
witch: yeah buddy
withc power: think Exodus from x-men if thats feesable...
Job: He is a mechanic...
Skills: He can drive anything that can be moved and he has skills like a medic and is a very persuasive speaker
Primary skill: He is lucky as hell... oh wait that isn't a skill... umm did i mention driving???
Bio: Paris's family can be traced back to a people in Ireland known as the Fey who had the ability to well be lucky and can give others luck also able to see sometimes small glimpses into the future. There is a downside to this, they can only do it for honest reasons with out getting paid for it... when his ancestors moved to america they were chassed down to mexico and have lived down there ever since (ever see a redheaded mexican before thought not...)

SS: No girl can change safely again.

EE: And this is the THIRD guy with a scythe-like weapon already?

I choose you, IHMN!!!

*flashy anime sequence*

ahem sorry guys quicky edit look up soon

Woa, didn't I call the scythe? the sickle weapon is small with a chain, mines a big ass grim reaper scythe.

I'm not sure I want to know what that was about SS...

And now for something completely different... please?

EDIT: It would seem probability control is Exoduselder's power...

fixed problem...
look up no scythe!!!

We can only hope...

And if Samus can take down a being capable of devouring anything in it's path and absorbing it (The X Virus), she can whup two robots from before her time with ease.

1) Sycthe is already used.

2) What is wrong with your nationality/appearance? "He is mexican, but isn't..."

3) It was a wee more luck.

4) Why is he named Paris, ancestors in Ireland, but is mexican?

5) No idea who Exodus is


Edit - So I can do invisiblity... I'm liking mind reading to much (Just to abuse PCs though...) And no time control?

No future sight.

And what does Exodus do?

EDIT- No time control, I'll let either of the other two.

So now IHMN is an invisible mindreader... Hmm...

By the way, SS, how much control do we have over our weapons? Can we phase them in and out of existence as needed, or are they permanently materialized? Can we control them through mental action?

They just kinda' appear when needed.

And we can't really control them. They're manisfestations of all our frustration, guilt, rage, and depression.

He said either, not both. Though I could think of reasons as to why those two powers could both be used at the same time (I won't though, and I'll just be an invisible assassin/pervert).

Or can I have both, just for the hell of it?

Edit - I would be a telepath (Read a Teen Titan comic where telepath was controlling everyone), but I doubt SS would let me have that much power.

SS: So if I were mad, depressed, etc. I could make them appear, right?

IHMN He looks mexican save red hair
IHMN FINE NO LUCK
IHMN I JUST PICKED PARIS BECAUSE I GOT BORED!!!
IHMN I GOT RID OF THE FUGGIN SCYTHE!!!
ahem now that that is out of my system Exodus well umm here is a link... http://24.188.68.181:8000/exodus.html
unless of course you think that is a bit over kill i just like exodus because i am a big Bob marley fan My avatar is exodus
also exodus is mentioned to have protection from other telepaths like a telepathic block or something...

No future seeing either.

And all of those powers are taken, so no Ecodus. Besides, he's overpowered, and you lack grammar and capitalization to get a powerful guy.

Eh, sorry to keep you waiting, SS.

Name: Jeremy
Age: 24
Nationality: French
Appearance: Jeremy is skinny but fairly tall, about 6'2". He has short, black hair, blue eyes, and usually wears a black jacket and black pants.
Witch: yes
Witch Power: If he concentrates, whatever Jeremy pantomimes (or whatever it's called) becomes real.
Psyker: no
Manifestation: N/A
Skills: He is a pretty good mime, even though he doesn't like to show it.
Primary skill: Fairly quick and flexible, can basically act almost like a tour guide, he knows many countries well enough to write guidebooks.
Bio: His dad was a mime, his mom was a mime, he is a mime. Jeremy's family used the mime act for years to make a living, but his brother grew up to be a successful business man, and helped them stay of the streets. He never liked being a mime, he was often teased and had stuff thrown at him. He didn't even know that he was a 'Witch' until he was 18, but now he has almost mastered his skill.

I'm leaving the Exoduselder situation in IHMN's hands. He has yet to be horribly wrong.

Dante; You can always make them appear. When you're one of those emotions, they tend to be able to affect the material world more. Normally, they're just dull and stuff. If you're severly hyperly pissed, you could cut a table in two.

Biran: Sorry, IHMN called it already.