Candy that gives obscene stomachaches
 

Yet it's still so delicious!

Jones Soda Co.'s Carbonated Candy may make you feel like you're on your period, but they're so awesome.

It's like a bunch of tiny elves are having an orgy on your tongue.

On the main page I only saw "Candy that gives obscene..." and clicked the link, fully expecting "gestures," "messages" or "speeches." Needless to say I'm very disappointed.

And here I was all ready to post that advertisement of the five and six year old gymnasts bending down for the camera with the "Lickably Good" slogan, too.

I want to try this candy now, if only for the empathic experience, you see I've never had a period, and would like to know what all the fuss is about.

Its probably like when you eat McDonalds, Burger King and Taco Bell all in one day. At least that's how I've always imagined it.

Has anyone tried putting them into drinks? That would be pretty neat if it worked.

It doesnt. All it putting them in water does is makes a watered down tasting candy without any carbonation... Woo...

I think they actually mean to put it into a jones soda of the same flavor as the candy thereby DOUBLING the flavor (and their money)

Meister I apologize, but there are a few rules about anything you may have had in mind.

But considering you're a mod....

I expected the same as Meister and I was thinking about those Hershey's Kisses having obscene tags in them.

Here.

Now this thread delivers!

If I eat more than one piece of watermelon bubbalicious in a day I feel like I'm going to puke.